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No peaking obama I'm putting my nightgown on
 
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Reporter: Ms. Clinton is it true what they say about black men??

Hillary: All I know is Barack is like this big!!! I could hardly get my lips around it!!
 
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So I'm doing my part-time mall Santa job, when this hot mom sits on my laps. She tugs at my beard and says, "Hey, this isn't real!" So then I'm like, "Neither are these."
 
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Hillary: Shh...Don't you see the Blimp? They're listening.

Rudy: SOMEONE GET THAT BLIMP OUTTA HERE!!

Obama: Blimp stop, or I will throw persuasion skills at you.

Biden: I just wish I had that blimp.

Gravel: THE BLIMP!!!!

McCain: Waterboarding and...say, chaps, what is that floating dirigible over there?
 
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