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Were Jesus out and about the Earth today, you can bet he'd carry an AK-47 around with him wherever he went.

(That reporter was terrible!)
 
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Were Jesus alive today, you can bet he'd carry an AK-47 around with him wherever he went.

(That reporter was terrible!)

I think jesus would always have armed guards around him, and a jesus-mobile, much like the pope-mobile.

Maybe he'd carry a handgun and a bottle of wine, at the same time, when not in the jesus-mobile?

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"Would Jesus carry a gun?"

"They didn't have one back then, so no."

LOL

Oh and the host said "That is true" when the dealership guy said "He doesn't need any weapon, Jesus was all powerful". Journalism at its finest.
 
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Luke 22:36

Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
 
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