BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

LIFESKILL: WORKING KNEE REHAB LIKE A BOSS. I GRADUATE NEXT WEEK. TWO BLUE TSHIRTS IN ONE SUMMER IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
 
JOB HUNTING LIFESKILL CONTINUING-I FOUND THAT SCOTSDALE BOULION AND COIN IS HIRING, SO I'M GONNA INTERVIEW THIS WEEK. #GOLDJOB
 
SATURDAY'S LIFESKILL:GETTING LADIES' PHONE NUMBERS. :D SHE WAS TOTALLY INTO ME CUZ I WAS BEING SUPER CHARMING. ARAB WOMEN BE #AMAZING. TEXTED HER TOADY. WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN? I MET HER AT A GREEK WEDDING PARTY. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T HIT ON ANYONE, AND I REALLY DIDN'T...SHE AND I JUST GOT ALONG REALLY WELL AND I GOT HER NUMBER LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. #AMAZING [MENTION=38380]Suzanimal[/MENTION] WILL BE PROUD I'M IMPROVING ON MY SOCIAL ANXIETY. :cool:
 
LIFESKILL:JOB INTERVIEWING. PRETTY SURE I DID A GOOD JOB BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO CALL ME BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF INTERVIEWING.
 
LAST WEEK'S LIFESKILL: PASSING A JOB INTERVIEW. I'LL BE GETTING A CALL BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF INTERVIEWING THIS WEEK.
 
LIFESKILL: LEARNING MOAR ABOUT FITNESS AND GETTING POINTERS ON MY FORM/TECHNIQUE FROM A COACH. APPARENTLY MY BODY FAT % IS REALLY LOW, I'M AN ECTOMORPH BODY TYPE, AND NEED TO EAT MOAR TO MAKE BETTER GAINZ.
 
LIFESKILL: ACED AN INTERVIEW THE OTHER DAY AT A JOB FAIR. THE RECRUITER WANTS TO CALL ME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR AN EXTENDED INTERVIEW.
 
Lifeskill: I'm learning how to be more tolerant of people who think massive violations of my most sacred, fundamental rights and the destruction of my financial life and livelihood are mere inconveniences I should be happy to endure so that they can enjoy that warm fuzzy illusion of being safe and protected.

Wait ... not just no but HELL NO! Not only am I NOT learning that but I have no intention of making the slightest attempt at it. Fuck those cowardly fascist bastards.
 
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LIFESKILLS

I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GET DRUNK AND FINISH ORGANIZING MY ATTIC. MR A TOLD ME TO QUIT IT LAST WEEK BECAUSE HE HAD TO HELP ME OUT BUT I NEED SOME EXCITMENT IN MY LIFE.
 
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