BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

MY NEW TOY, SINCE I LOST MY IN GROUND LIFT IN HANGAR FIRE LAST YEAR:

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LIFESKILL: THE NIGHTMARE THAT IS PREPARING FOR THE FIRST WEEK AT A NEW JOB. ALREADY ALL MANNER OF #TECHNICALDIFFICULTIES #KURWA
 
LIFESKILLS: CPR AND FIRST AID CERTIFICATION. DOING COMPRESSIONS ON THOSE CPR DUMMIES IS DAMN HARD. #KURWA

I TOOK A FIRST AID CLASS AND I HATED THOSE DUMMIES. IT WAS CREEPY GIVING THEM MOUTH TO MOUTH AND WHATEVER ANTIBACTERIAL STUFF THEY USED ON THEM MADE THEM SMELL WEIRD. BY THE END OF THE CLASS, I DIDN'T CARE IF MY DUMMY LIVED OR DIED.
 
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CLEANING OUT MY GARAGE. I STARTED YESTERDAY BUT ABANDONED THE PROJECT WHEN I REALIZED SOME OF THE BINS WERE TOO HEAVY FOR ME TO GET BACK ON THE SHELF. I DID MANAGE TO CLEAN OUT A BUNCH OF OUR CAMPING GEAR AND SOME CRAP MR A WAS HANGING ON TO. MR A IS SENTIMENTAL AND WANTS TO HANG ON TO EVERYTHING AND THEN HE BITCHES THAT WE HAVE TOO MUCH CRAP. FOR EXAMPLE, A FEW WEEKS AGO HE WAS BLEEDING BRAKES AND NEEDED A BUCKET SO I HANDED HIM A SPONGEBOB EASTER BUCKET MY KID GOT WHEN HE WAS AROUND 5 YEARS OLD AND MR A WOULDN'T USE IT BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SAVE IT. O_o YES, THAT 15 YEAR OLD EASTER BUCKET WAS JUST RANDOMLY SITTING IN OUR GARAGE. THE FISH PLATTER HE SWORE HE HATED WHEN I BOUGHT IT? CAN'T LET THAT GO, IT'S GROWN ON HIM. HE HAS A BROKEN AIR TOOL THAT HE WON'T GET RID OF BECAUSE HE PLANS ON KEEPING IT UNTIL HE GETS ANOTHER ONE. WHY? JUST THROW IT AWAY AND BUY ANOTHER ONE BUT I KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW HE WANTS TO KEEP THE BROKEN ONE AND GET A NEW ONE. HE HAS THREE BATTERY OPERATED DRILLS THAT HAVE NO BATTERIES BUT HE WON'T LET THEM GO BECAUSE...I HAVE NO IDEA. THE MAN EVEN GETS ATTACHED TO GARBAGE.

HE WANTS TO DOWNSIZE WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOWNSIZING.
 
LIFESKILLS: SITTING THROUGH MEETINGS ALL DAY. LEARNING MOAR ABOUT WHAT I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO THIS TERM. ALSO GETTING TO KNOW MY NEW COLLEAGUES A BIT. PRETTY #BORING OVERALL, BUT AT LEAST THE FOOD WAS FREE.
 
LIFESKILLS: ALL RELATED TO NEW DAY JOB THING. LEARNING TO GET ALONG WITH/SOCIALIZE WITH NORMAL PEOPLE. GOT A NEW STAFF MEMBER ID. LEARNING MY WAY AROUND THE PLACE-IT'S GINORMOUS. :eek: PRACTICING RULES/PROCEDURES. (I WORK AT A GOV'MENT SKOOL NAO, BTW-BEHIND ENEMY LINES #KURWA)
 
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FINALLY FIXED MY DAMN PHONE. TURNS OUT I HAD TO FORMAT THE SD CARD TO MAKE IT WORK. FFS. IT'S 20% DONE NAO.
NO 2-TURNING IN TIME SHEETS FOR THE FIRST TIME. LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING PAID. $$
 
TODAYS LIFESKILL

PRAYING FOR THE CHILDREN OF THIS SCHOOL

WE ALL DO, COMRADE. ALL OF US ON THE STAFF HAS TO PASS BACKGROUND CHECKS AND GET FINGERPRINTED AND WHATNOT, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW-THERE MAY BE A CRAZY PREDATOR OUT THERE LIKE DANKE WHO COULD FIND A WAY TO GAME THE SYSTEM AND SNEAK IN. :eek: #KURWA
 
LIFESKILL-LEARNING HOW TO LOOK AFTER KIDS WITH ASSORTED BEHAVIOR DISORDERS IN A PUBLIC SKOOL ENVIRONMENT. ALSO GETTING REGULAR WORK DONE AT THE SAME TIME. :cool: THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE AN INTERESTING JOB. #KURWA
 
LIFESKILL: INFORMING MY BOSS WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO AND LEAVE MY NEW STUDENT BEHIND AFTER HIS CLASSES WERE OVER. #WEIRDESTJOBIVEEVERHAD
 
LIFESKILL I STARTED WORKING ON THIS WEEK-CHANGING DIAPERS ON MY SPECIAL NEEDS STUDENT. FORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT PARTICULARLY MESSY BECAUSE THE PARENTS PUT SEVERAL DIAPERS ON HIM BEFORE SENDING HIM TO SKOOL TO WORK WITH HIS TEACHERS AND I. SEVERE AUTISM IS A VERY SAD DISEASE :( BUT HELPING PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT DOES GIVE PEOPLE LIKE ME JERBS AND PAYCHECKS. :)
 
GOT A COUPLE LIFESKILLS TO SHARE

1. DON'T BUY A WATERMELON IN JAPAN; ITS COSTS $25 AS OPPOSED TO HEAR WHERE IT COST $4-$5.

2. DON'T SHOW OFF TATTOOS IF YOU LIVE IN JAPAN. PEOPLE WILL ASSOCIATE IT WITH YAKUZA GANGS.
 
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