BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

LIFESKILL

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE UP WITH MY FRIEND. SHE'S MAD AT ME BECAUSE SHE SAYS I DON'T "SUPPORT" HER - WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I DO SUPPORT HER AND LOVE HER DEARLY, I JUST DISAGREED WITH HER ABOUT ONE STUPID THING AND SHE'S PISSED.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED...

WE WENT OUT ONE NIGHT AND THESE TWO CREEPS KEPT BUGGING US. SHE LIKED ONE OF THEM SO I WAS NICE TO THEM. ANYWAY, SHE STARTS ORDERING SHOTS OF JAGER. SHE WEIGHS 115LBS, AND DRINKS TWO PINTS OF BEER AND THREE SHOTS OF JAGER IN ABOUT AN HOUR. SHE'S SHIT FACED. THESE GUYS ARE TRYING TO GET HER (BOTH OF US REALLY BUT I WAS SOBER - ONLY HAD ONE BEER IN ME) TO GO TO A HOTEL WITH THEM. I TOLD THEM SHE WASN'T GOING ANYWHERE THEM AND I WAS TAKING HER HOME. SO I TAKE HER HOME AND SHE'S FINE.

THE NEXT DAY, SHE'S TELLING EVERYONE THEY DRUGGED HER. WTF? I WAS SITTING THERE SOBER AND I DIDN'T WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE AND I DIDN'T SEE THEM DRUG HER. SO WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME ABOUT HER BEING DRUGGED, I SAID THEY WERE CREEPS AND I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM BUT SHE'D HAD A LOT TO DRINK AND I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS DRUGGED. WELL...SHE GOT MAD AT ME FOR SAYING THAT. SHE SAID I SHOULD'VE SUPPORTED HER. I'M NOT SURE WHAT I DID WRONG. :confused: ANYWAY, I'LL SEE HER TODAY AND APOLOGIZE AGAIN BUT I'M GETTING A BIT PISSED AT HER BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL I DIDN'T LET HER GO TO THAT HOTEL ROOM WITH THE CREEPS BUT NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
 
LIFESKILLS

MADE UP WITH FRIEND BY USING THE OLD - MADE YA LAUGH, I'M OFF THE HOOK TECHNIQUE.

ALSO, I'VE NOTICED PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS A NUT JOB UNTIL I GOT OUT IN THE WORKFORCE. FOR REAL, THIS GIRL JUST STARTED WORKING AT THE BAR LAST WEEK AND TODAY SHE COMES IN FOR A MEETING WITH THE OWNER ABOUT DOING SOME MARKETING. APPARENTLY, SHE HAS A MARKETING DEGREE. SO HE TELLS HER TO COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS AND HE'D CONSIDER HIRING HER. SO SHE COMES UP TO ME AND TELLS ME SHE'S HEAD OF MARKETING AND IF I HAVE ANY IDEAS TO RUN THEM BY HER. I TOLD HER IF I HAD ANY IDEAS, I'D JUST TELL JIM AND GET PAID FOR THEM MYSELF. SO SHE WALKS OFF. THEN, SHE COMES UP TO ME LATER AND ASKS IF I WANT TO GO SMOKE WEED WITH HER IN HER CAR. I SAY, NO THANKS SO SHE OFFERS ME SOME PILLS. :blank: I TOLD HER I WAS ALL SET. I FIGURED SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HER CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING.

AND ANOTHER GIRL SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF HER VAJAYJAY AND ASKED IF I THOUGHT THE GROWTH LOOKED SERIOUS. IT DID.

OH, AND I LEARNED A NEW THING SATURDAY NIGHT. I LEARNED THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR HASH BROWNS "CORRALLED" AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. MY FRIEND ORDERED THEM THAT WAY AND SHE EXPLAINED THAT MEANS THEY COOK THEM IN THE RING. I ORDERED MINE FREE RANGE.
 
LIFESKILL-NAVIGATING THE BUS SYSTEM. IT'S REALLY PATHETIC AROUND HERE. CONSTANTLY LATE AND FUCKING UP THE ROUTES. :P
 
Suzanimal said:
LIFESKILLS

MADE UP WITH FRIEND BY USING THE OLD - MADE YA LAUGH, I'M OFF THE HOOK TECHNIQUE.

ALSO, I'VE NOTICED PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS A NUT JOB UNTIL I GOT OUT IN THE WORKFORCE. FOR REAL, THIS GIRL JUST STARTED WORKING AT THE BAR LAST WEEK AND TODAY SHE COMES IN FOR A MEETING WITH THE OWNER ABOUT DOING SOME MARKETING. APPARENTLY, SHE HAS A MARKETING DEGREE. SO HE TELLS HER TO COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS AND HE'D CONSIDER HIRING HER. SO SHE COMES UP TO ME AND TELLS ME SHE'S HEAD OF MARKETING AND IF I HAVE ANY IDEAS TO RUN THEM BY HER. I TOLD HER IF I HAD ANY IDEAS, I'D JUST TELL JIM AND GET PAID FOR THEM MYSELF. SO SHE WALKS OFF. THEN, SHE COMES UP TO ME LATER AND ASKS IF I WANT TO GO SMOKE WEED WITH HER IN HER CAR. I SAY, NO THANKS SO SHE OFFERS ME SOME PILLS. :blank: I TOLD HER I WAS ALL SET. I FIGURED SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HER CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING.

AND ANOTHER GIRL SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF HER VAJAYJAY AND ASKED IF I THOUGHT THE GROWTH LOOKED SERIOUS. IT DID.

OH, AND I LEARNED A NEW THING SATURDAY NIGHT. I LEARNED THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR HASH BROWNS "CORRALLED" AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. MY FRIEND ORDERED THEM THAT WAY AND SHE EXPLAINED THAT MEANS THEY COOK THEM IN THE RING. I ORDERED MINE FREE RANGE.
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WUT'S A HASH BROWN RING? :confused:I ALWAYS MAKE MY ZUCCHINI HASH BROWNS FREE RANGE, BUT I'D TRY A RING JUST TO SEE IF I LIKE IT.
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
WUT'S A HASH BROWN RING? :confused:I ALWAYS MAKE MY ZUCCHINI HASH BROWNS FREE RANGE, BUT I'D TRY A RING JUST TO SEE IF I LIKE IT.
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IT JUST LOOKED LIKE A METAL RING.

HERE'S WHAT WAFFLE HOUSE HASH BROWNS LOOK LIKE "CORRALLED". THE FREE RANGE HASH BROWNS HAVE MORE CRUNCHY BITS AND THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THEM.

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LIFESKILL- CONTINUING PRACTICE NAVIGATING THE METRO BUS LINE. THE BUSES HAVE SRS PROBLEMS RUNNING ON TIME. SO I HAVE TO ADJUST MY SCHEDULE TO ACCOUNT FOR THAT CLUSTERFUCK. THE MAPS AND DIRECTIONS ON THE METRO PHONE APP REALLY SUCK, TOO.
 
LIFESKILL: ARRANGING SONGS FOR BARITONE RANGE SO I CAN SING THEM. MAYBE MAKING SOME COVERS OF POPULAR SONGS WILL SELL WELL IN MY ONLINE STORE. :) THE TRICKY PART WILL BE FINDING KARAOKE TRACKS.
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
LIFESKILL: ARRANGING SONGS FOR BARITONE RANGE SO I CAN SING THEM. MAYBE MAKING SOME COVERS OF POPULAR SONGS WILL SELL WELL IN MY ONLINE STORE. :) THE TRICKY PART WILL BE FINDING KARAOKE TRACKS.
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Do you arrange on the computer? Arrange your own tracks.
 
euphemia said:
Do you arrange on the computer? Arrange your own tracks.
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YUPPERS! IN OCCASIONS LIKE THIS, I DON'T NEED TO ARRANGE THE TRACKS. I JUST NEED THE KARAOKE TRACK TO LISTEN TO WHILE I RECORD THE VOICE PART. ANY SINGER WILL TELL YA IT'S EASIER TO BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO THE BAND SO'S YOU CAN FEEL THE RHYTHM AND HARMONY PROPERLY.
 
LIFESKILL-DEALING WITH FIRE11/VISHAL CLUTTERING UP MY INBOX COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING BANNED AND ASKING ME TO POST HIS LINKS. I WONDER IF HE ALSO SPAMS [MENTION=38380]Suzanimal[/MENTION], ET AL.
 
LIFESKILL...TRYING TO COPE WITH YEAR END LOADS OF WORK AND I HAVE HAD HARDLY ANY CARBS SINCE CHRISTMAS ON THE KETO DIET. LOST 12 LBS..PROBABLY WOULD DO BETTER IF I HAD MORE TIME TO EXCERCISE. TRYING TO GET MY BLOOD SUGAR DOWN.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, MY SIDE BOOKKEEPING BUSINESS IS CLICKING RIGHT ALONG. ON THE OTHER HAND MY FULL TIME JOB IS SUCKY...HAVE HAD TO TAKE ON A BUNCH OF EXTRA WORK BECAUSE MY 73 YEAR OLD BOSS IS IN POOR HEALTH SO CANT DO HER WORK BUT REFUSES TO GIVE UP CONTROL.
 
Carlybee said:
LIFESKILL...TRYING TO COPE WITH YEAR END LOADS OF WORK AND I HAVE HAD HARDLY ANY CARBS SINCE CHRISTMAS ON THE KETO DIET. LOST 12 LBS..PROBABLY WOULD DO BETTER IF I HAD MORE TIME TO EXCERCISE. TRYING TO GET MY BLOOD SUGAR DOWN.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, MY SIDE BOOKKEEPING BUSINESS IS CLICKING RIGHT ALONG. ON THE OTHER HAND MY FULL TIME JOB IS SUCKY...HAVE HAD TO TAKE ON A BUNCH OF EXTRA WORK BECAUSE MY 73 YEAR OLD BOSS IS IN POOR HEALTH SO CANT DO HER WORK BUT REFUSES TO GIVE UP CONTROL.
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SINCE YOU'RE EXERCISING, I'D SUGGEST BEING LESS CONCERNED ABOUT THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE THAN YOUR BODY COMPOSITION AND IMPORTANT NUMBERS (BLOOD SUGAR, BP, ETC). MUSCLE WEIGHS MOAR THAN FAT, SO AS YOU PUT MOAR ON, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO ADD POUNDAGE TO THE SCALE EVEN WHEN YOU LOSE FAT. GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE WATCHING TEH NUTRITION, CUZ SHITTY INPUT WILL RUIN THE PROGRESS YOU MAKE IN TEH GYM. :) MAY YOU BECOME WONDER WOMAN HEALTHY SUPER SOON! :D ~HUGS~
 
LIFESKILL-FLIRTING SHAMELESSLY WITH CUTE GIRLS AT THE STORE AND WHATNOT. ONE OF THE MORE FUN AND ENTERTAINING LIFESKILLS. THE BUBBLY BLONDES ARE ESPECIALLY AMUSING. :D
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
SINCE YOU'RE EXERCISING, I'D SUGGEST BEING LESS CONCERNED ABOUT THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE THAN YOUR BODY COMPOSITION AND IMPORTANT NUMBERS (BLOOD SUGAR, BP, ETC). MUSCLE WEIGHS MOAR THAN FAT, SO AS YOU PUT MOAR ON, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO ADD POUNDAGE TO THE SCALE EVEN WHEN YOU LOSE FAT. GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE WATCHING TEH NUTRITION, CUZ $#@!TY INPUT WILL RUIN THE PROGRESS YOU MAKE IN TEH GYM. :) MAY YOU BECOME WONDER WOMAN HEALTHY SUPER SOON! :D ~HUGS~
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THANK YOU..SEE..YOU MAY BE MISSING YOUR CALLING. YOU COULD BE A FITNESS COACH.
 
Carlybee said:
THANK YOU..SEE..YOU MAY BE MISSING YOUR CALLING. YOU COULD BE A FITNESS COACH.
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I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING CERTIFIED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT A COUPLE TIMES. I'M JUST NOT PASSIONATE ENOUGH ABOUT IT TO MAKE A FULL TIME CAREER OF IT, IMO. MAYBE A SIDE JOB. MAYBE I'LL LOOK INTO VARIOUS TRAINER CREDENTIALS AND SEE HOW HARD THEY ARE TO GET. :) ~HUGS~
 
LIFESKILL: TRYING TO GET HOLD OF THE HIRING DEPT. AT THE PLACE I WANT TO WORK. THE LINE HAS BEEN BUSY EVERY TIME I CALL THEM ALL WEEK. SMFH. :mad:
 
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