BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

[heavenlyboy34]

NO TAKERS ON MY CULT

OH WELL, I WENT TO SEE FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS TONIGHT. YEAH, THERE'S A TOWN NEARBY THAT HAS A NEARLY THE FOURTH CELEBRATION, LOL. IT WAS FUN. WE GOT A GREAT VIEWING SPOT BUT RIGHT AS THE SHOW BEGAN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK PULLED UP AND LEFT HIS MUSIC PLAYING THE WHOLE TIME. IT WAS BIZARRE AS HELL, TOO. IT WAS NORMAL ICE CREAM MUSIC BUT THEN IT HAD DUCKS QUACKING AND IN THE PAUSE, A LITTLE GIRL VOICE SAYS, "HELLO!". BY THE TIME THE SHOW ENDED, EVERYONE AROUND THE TRUCK WAS QUACKING AND YELLING HELLO!

DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD LIFESKILL TO ME, SUZ.

 

[oyarde]

BEING OVERDUE BY A FEW MONTHS , TODAY I GOT A HAIRCUT .

 

[heavenlyboy34]

BEING OVERDUE BY A FEW MONTHS , TODAY I GOT A HAIRCUT .

I'M PRETTY SURE THE INJUN RELIGIONS FORBID CUTTING YOUR HAIR, UNCLE OYARDE. BESIDES, YOU WARRIORS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LONG HAIR (TO GO WITH THE WAR FACE PAINT) TO SCARE THE GIRLY MEN YOU FIGHT.

 

[Suzanimal]

DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD LIFESKILL TO ME, SUZ.

THAT WASN'T A LIFESKILL. IT WAS AN AMUSING ANECDOTE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO MY CULT POST BUT THANKS TO OYARDE, I PLAN ON INCORPORATING THE ICE CREAM TRUCK INTO MY CULT. HOPEFULLY, DANKE WILL BE MY DRIVER. AFTER DRIVING THE FREE CANDY VAN FOR SO LONG, I IMAGINE HE HAS THE DRIVING CREEPY VEHICLE LIFESKILL MASTERED.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL-GRADIENT MESH TOOL. GOING TO BE PRACTICING THIS ONE A WHILE. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT. KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR THE TRUE SELF OF [MENTION=38380]Suzanimal[/MENTION]

 

[heavenlyboy34]

THAT WASN'T A LIFESKILL. IT WAS AN AMUSING ANECDOTE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO MY CULT POST BUT THANKS TO OYARDE, I PLAN ON INCORPORATING THE ICE CREAM TRUCK INTO MY CULT. HOPEFULLY, DANKE WILL BE MY DRIVER. AFTER DRIVING THE FREE CANDY VAN FOR SO LONG, I IMAGINE HE HAS THE DRIVING CREEPY VEHICLE LIFESKILL MASTERED.

WELL, DANKE'S CREEPY THE REST OF THE TIME, SO I IMAGINE HE'S EXTRA CREEPY WHILE DRIVING A CREEPY VEHICLE.

 

[Suzanimal]

MR ANIMAL HAS A LIFESKILL TODAY

BEING HUNGOVER, LOL. FOR ONCE, IT'S NOT ME. I WAS A GOOD GIRL LAST NIGHT. MR ANIMAL NEVER SEEMS TO GET DRUNK BUT HE WAS ON A ROLL LAST NIGHT, BLESS HIS HEART.

FATIGUE + BOTTLE OF SCOTCH + ELDERLY NEIGHBORS = BAD HANGOVER

MY ELDERLY NEIGHBORS NEED A LIFESKILL, TOO. BUYING BOOZE. THEY BOUGHT A GALLON OF DRY VERMOUTH, LOL. HE SAID IT WAS A BARGAIN. I SAID IT WAS A LEGACY. I TOLD HIM HIS GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE DRINKING FROM THAT SAME BOTTLE.

 

[tod evans]

MR ANIMAL HAS A LIFESKILL TODAY

BEING HUNGOVER, LOL. FOR ONCE, IT'S NOT ME. I WAS A GOOD GIRL LAST NIGHT. MR ANIMAL NEVER SEEMS TO GET DRUNK BUT HE WAS ON A ROLL LAST NIGHT, BLESS HIS HEART.

FATIGUE + BOTTLE OF SCOTCH + ELDERLY NEIGHBORS = BAD HANGOVER

MY ELDERLY NEIGHBORS NEED A LIFESKILL, TOO. BUYING BOOZE. THEY BOUGHT A GALLON OF DRY VERMOUTH, LOL. HE SAID IT WAS A BARGAIN. I SAID IT WAS A LEGACY. I TOLD HIM HIS GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE DRINKING FROM THAT SAME BOTTLE.

MY GRANDMOTHERS LIFE SKILL WAS MAKING GALLONS UPON GALLONS OF MARTINIS WITH THE SAME UNOPENED BOTTLE OF VERMOUTH.

 

[Suzanimal]

LIFESKILL FOR TODAY ----- WONDER WOMANING!!!

SO POOR, HUNGOVER MR ANIMAL FINALLY ROLLED OUT OF BED AND ASKED FOR A CHEESEBURGER. I DON'T KEEP BREAD AROUND THE HOUSE SO I RAN UP TO KROGER TO BUY SOME BUNS AND THE AUTOMATIC DOOR WASN'T OPENING (IT WAS CRACKED A FEW INCHES, MUST'VE BEEN OFF THE TRACK OR SOMETHING.). THERE WAS THIS OLD LADY STANDING THERE ROLLING HER CART BACK AND FORTH TRYING TO GET IT TO WORK AND I WALKED UP, STUCK MY FINGERS IN THE CRACK, AND FLUNG THE DOOR OPEN. I DID IT REALLY HARD, I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WOULD FLING OPEN LIKE THAT. ANYWAY, A MAN HAD WALKED UP RIGHT WHEN I DID IT AND SAID, "WAY TO GO, WONDER WOMAN". I FLEXED FOR HIM.

THAT MADE MY WEEK. I DON'T GET CALLED WONDER WOMAN NEARLY ENOUGH.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL FOR TODAY ----- WONDER WOMANING!!!

SO POOR, HUNGOVER MR ANIMAL FINALLY ROLLED OUT OF BED AND ASKED FOR A CHEESEBURGER. I DON'T KEEP BREAD AROUND THE HOUSE SO I RAN UP TO KROGER TO BUY SOME BUNS AND THE AUTOMATIC DOOR WASN'T OPENING (IT WAS CRACKED A FEW INCHES, MUST'VE BEEN OFF THE TRACK OR SOMETHING.). THERE WAS THIS OLD LADY STANDING THERE ROLLING HER CART BACK AND FORTH TRYING TO GET IT TO WORK AND I WALKED UP, STUCK MY FINGERS IN THE CRACK, AND FLUNG THE DOOR OPEN. I DID IT REALLY HARD, I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WOULD FLING OPEN LIKE THAT. ANYWAY, A MAN HAD WALKED UP RIGHT WHEN I DID IT AND SAID, "WAY TO GO, WONDER WOMAN". I FLEXED FOR HIM.

THAT MADE MY WEEK. I DON'T GET CALLED WONDER WOMAN NEARLY ENOUGH.

IF YOU DO MORE WONDER WOMAN STUFF, I BET PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU THAT MORE OFTEN.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL-LOW BAR BACK SQUAT. PRETTY DAMN HARD BECAUSE I'M USED TO BEING ABLE TO BALANCE THE BAR ON MUH SHOULDERS. RESTING IT ON MUH TRAPS IS A WEIRD FEELING. I'M STARTING RIDICULOUSLY LIGHT TO GET USED TO IT.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL: DEMANDING A DAMN REFUND FOR A DRIVER-CANCELLED UBER RIDE. HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT-ESPECIALLY AFTER I WAIT FOR 10-15 FRIGGIN MINUTES.

 

[Suzanimal]

LIFESKILL: PREVENTING A DIVORCE

MR ANIMAL LAID DOWN THE LAW ON MY "POTIONS" IN OUR BATHROOM. I HAVE TO ADMIT OUR BATHROOM COUNTER IS PRETTY BAD. I FIGURED OUT WHAT I NEED IS A VANITY WITH A MAKEUP MIRROR TO KEEP ALL MY POTIONS OUT OF HIS WAY SO I WENT LOOKING AROUND MY HOUSE FOR SOMETHING THAT WOULD WORK AND CAME ACROSS MY TEENAGE VANITY IN OUR SPARE ROOM. I MOVED IT UNDER THE WINDOW IN OUR BEDROOM AND I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE PERFECT. THERE'S BETTER LIGHT FOR ME AND IT'S ALL ON MY SIDE OF THE BED FAR AWAY FROM MR ANIMALS MAN STUFF. I CALLED MR A AND TOLD HIM AND HE LIKED THE IDEA. THE ONLY THING I NEED IS A NICE CHAIR FOR IT AND I WANT A FANCY ONE. LITERALLY, NOTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS THE LEAST BIT GIRLY, I WANT A FUCKING THRONE IN FRONT OF THAT MIRROR. I'M GOING TO GO TO THE THRIFT STORE TOMORROW AND FIND SOMETHING I CAN REUPHOLSTER IN FUR.

 

[oyarde]

LIFESKILL: PREVENTING A DIVORCE

MR ANIMAL LAID DOWN THE LAW ON MY "POTIONS" IN OUR BATHROOM. I HAVE TO ADMIT OUR BATHROOM COUNTER IS PRETTY BAD. I FIGURED OUT WHAT I NEED IS A VANITY WITH A MAKEUP MIRROR TO KEEP ALL MY POTIONS OUT OF HIS WAY SO I WENT LOOKING AROUND MY HOUSE FOR SOMETHING THAT WOULD WORK AND CAME ACROSS MY TEENAGE VANITY IN OUR SPARE ROOM. I MOVED IT UNDER THE WINDOW IN OUR BEDROOM AND I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE PERFECT. THERE'S BETTER LIGHT FOR ME AND IT'S ALL ON MY SIDE OF THE BED FAR AWAY FROM MR ANIMALS MAN STUFF. I CALLED MR A AND TOLD HIM AND HE LIKED THE IDEA. THE ONLY THING I NEED IS A NICE CHAIR FOR IT AND I WANT A FANCY ONE. LITERALLY, NOTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS THE LEAST BIT GIRLY, I WANT A FUCKING THRONE IN FRONT OF THAT MIRROR. I'M GOING TO GO TO THE THRIFT STORE TOMORROW AND FIND SOMETHING I CAN REUPHOLSTER IN FUR.

YOU DESERVE FUR.

 

[lilymc]

LIFE LESSON: DON'T TRY TO FILM VIDEO IN A MEXICAN GROCERY STORE. MY ROOMMATE AND I TRIED THIS TODAY AND IT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL. ALTHOUGH THEY WERE VERY POLITE, APPARENTLY THEY DO NOT WANT TO END UP ON YOUTUBE.

PS: I THINK THIS IS MY FIRST TIME POSTING ON THIS THREAD?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL: USING PATHFINDER TO CREATE COMPOUND VECTOR SHAPES. ALSO-COOKING BLUEBERRY SAUCE AND SALMON STEAKS.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL: PREVENTING A DIVORCE

MR ANIMAL LAID DOWN THE LAW ON MY "POTIONS" IN OUR BATHROOM. I HAVE TO ADMIT OUR BATHROOM COUNTER IS PRETTY BAD. I FIGURED OUT WHAT I NEED IS A VANITY WITH A MAKEUP MIRROR TO KEEP ALL MY POTIONS OUT OF HIS WAY SO I WENT LOOKING AROUND MY HOUSE FOR SOMETHING THAT WOULD WORK AND CAME ACROSS MY TEENAGE VANITY IN OUR SPARE ROOM. I MOVED IT UNDER THE WINDOW IN OUR BEDROOM AND I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE PERFECT. THERE'S BETTER LIGHT FOR ME AND IT'S ALL ON MY SIDE OF THE BED FAR AWAY FROM MR ANIMALS MAN STUFF. I CALLED MR A AND TOLD HIM AND HE LIKED THE IDEA. THE ONLY THING I NEED IS A NICE CHAIR FOR IT AND I WANT A FANCY ONE. LITERALLY, NOTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS THE LEAST BIT GIRLY, I WANT A FUCKING THRONE IN FRONT OF THAT MIRROR. I'M GOING TO GO TO THE THRIFT STORE TOMORROW AND FIND SOMETHING I CAN REUPHOLSTER IN FUR.

IN THE PERFORMING ARTS CENTER AT PVCC, THE LADIES' DRESSING ROOM IS ALL LUXURIOUS AND HAS LIGHTED MIRRORS AND MAKEUP COUNTERS ALL KINDS OF THINGS. THE GUYS' ROOM IS JUST A BASIC VANITY AND CHANGING AREA AND A FULL LENGTH MIRROR. LOLOL! BEFORE PERFORMANCES THE GIRLS ALWAYS MAKE GETTING READY INTO A WHOLE GABFEST AND SOCIAL HOUR. IT'S HILARIOUS. AND US GUYS ARE LIKE "WE'RE READY, HURRY THE FUCK UP. CURTAIN CALL IS IN LIKE 10 MINUTES".

 

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL TOADY: LEARNING TO USE UBEREATS AND APPLYING THE PROMO CODE FOR A DISCOUNT.

 

[Carlybee]

LIFESKILL TOADY: LEARNING TO USE UBEREATS AND APPLYING THE PROMO CODE FOR A DISCOUNT.

Beats driving for them.

 

[euphemia]

I WANT A $#@!ING THRONE IN FRONT OF THAT MIRROR.

You so deserve a throne. And a scepter.