BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

Suzanimal said:
LIFE SKILL - A JOB I CAN DO.

I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A JOB. NOW THAT THE KIDS ARE OLDER, IT'S KIND OF LONELY AROUND HERE.:( I CONSIDERED KROGER BUT MR ANIMAL DOESN'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I WANT TO BE THE PERSON WHO LABELS STUFF.:) MR A SAYS HE'S NOT SURE THAT'S ACTUALLY A POSITION. PLUS, HE DOESN'T THINK I CAN CONTROL MYSELF WITH A LABEL MAKER.

I ALSO CONSIDERED WORKING FOR MR ANIMAL HE SAID NO.:( HE THINKS I SHOULD RULE OUT ANY JOBS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ALCOHOL, LABEL MAKERS, COPY MACHINES (I WAS TRYING TO BE SEXY AND BROKE ONE TRYING TO PHOTOCOPY MY ASS AND HE WON'T LET ME LIVE IT DOWN:o), OR MEDICAL DEVICES (LONG STORY:o)

HE THINKS I SHOULD DO A COOKING SHOW ON YOUTUBE BUT I HAD AN EPIPHANY WHEN I WAS PROFILE STALKING OCCAM'S BANANA EARLIER AND THOUGHT A YOUTUBE SCIENCE SHOW WOULD BE FUN. I FOUND OUT BANANA'S FLOAT AND THAT LEAD ME TO THINK OF OCCAM'S BANANA (I THOUGHT HE WOULD WANT THAT INFORMATION) AND THAT LEAD ME TO BANANA CLOWN SNAKES *EWWW* AND THAT LEAD ME TO WONDERING WHY THAT BANANA FLOATED AND THAT LEAD ME TO THINKING ABOUT POTASSIUM (I ALSO WONDERED IF MY K WAS OKAY AND MADE A MENTAL NOTE TO ASK MY DOCTOR TO TEST IT) AND THEN I WONDERED IF POTASSIUM WAS THE REASON THE BANANA FLOATED SO I GOOGLED IT AND FOUND OUT POTASSIUM FLOATS AND THEN I FELT LIKE NEWTON IN AN ORCHARD BUT WITH BANANA'S IN A POOL SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD DO A SCIENCE SHOW.

IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD. BILL NYE MAKES A GOOD LIVING DOING IT.
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ANGELATC CAN HELP YOU LEARN HOW TO SELL STUFF ON TEH WEBBERNETS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.:)
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
ANGELATC CAN HELP YOU LEARN HOW TO SELL STUFF ON TEH WEBBERNETS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.:)
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I DON'T THINK THE INTERNET IS MY THING WHEN IT COMES TO SELLING. I USE THE PERRY MASON TECHNIQUE AND THAT DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL ONLINE. I WOULDN'T SUBJECT POOR ANGELA TO TRYING TO TEACH ME THE INTERNET BUT IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO OFFER HER SERVICES, LOL.:)

LIFE SKILL FOR TODAY, GETTING READY FOR THE DOOBIE BROTHERS/CHICAGO CONCERT TONIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN. I NEED OYARDE TO LAY OFF THE PIE AND BOOZE AND DO A SUN DANCE FOR ME.
 
YESTERDAY'S LIFESKILL-BEGAN A VIDME CHANNEL TO EXPAND MY WEBBERNET FOOTPRINT. :D ALSO INSTALLED ADOBE MUSE, THOUGH IDK HOW TO USE IT YET. ADOBE PACKS ALL KINDS OF INTERESTING THINGS INTO CS NOWADAYS.
 
LIFESKILL: STARTING A ZAZZLE STORE AT THE BEHEST OF CARLY, ET AL. :) WILL BE STOCKING ASAP. ALSO DOING MOAR ILLUSTRATOR AND BREAKING FROM PHOTOSHOP ILLUSTRATION FOR A BIT. I FEEL SCALABLE ILLUSTRATION IS GENERALLY A BETTER WAY TO GO. KURWA!
 
RAIN...:(:mad:

IT'S MESSING UP MUH LIFE. NOT ONLY IS IT JACKING UP MUH POOL, IT RUINED THE CONCERT I WENT TO LAST NIGHT. THE FUCKING WEATHER CHANNEL SAID NO RAIN BUT WHEN I GOT TO THE SHOW, I NOTICED MOST PEOPLE HAD UMBRELLAS AND GOT A LITTLE NERVOUS. OF COURSE RIGHT NEAR THE END OF THE DOOBIE BROTHERS THE SKY OPENED UP AND I GOT SOAKED. I WAS BUSY GETTING A BEER WHEN IT HAPPENED AND MR ANIMAL WAS SITTING THERE IN THE RAIN GRINNING AT ME. I WAS SO MAD. MR ANIMAL POINTED OUT THAT IT WAS A GOOD THING I WAS DRINKING BUD LIGHT BECAUSE I PROBABLY WOULDN'T NOTICE A LITTLE EXTRA WATER. WE ENDED UP SITTING THERE GETTING DRENCHED FOR TWO CHICAGO SONGS BUT WE HAD TO LEAVE. I GOT COLD AND THE RAIN STARTED COMING DOWN SO HARD, WE COULD BARELY SEE. THEN WE GET IN THE CAR AND MR A WANTS TO GO OUT. I WAS SOAKING WET AND MY SHORTS WERE WHITE - YOU COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM. NO WAY I'M GOING OUT LIKE THAT. I LET HIM BUY ME A CUP OF COFFEE AT THE RACETRACK, THOUGH.

MR A WAS REALLY CUTE AT THE CONCERT. WHEN WE GOT UP TO GO, THE MAN BEHIND US ASKED IF WE WERE LEAVING (WE HAD BEEN CHATTING WITH THEM) AND MR A TOLD THEM WE HAD TO GO BECAUSE HIS HAIR WAS GETTING MESSED UP. :D

OH, THERE WAS ONE OLD MAN THERE WHO HAS GONE DOWN AS A PERSONAL HERO. HE MUST REALLY LOVE THE DOOBIE BROTHERS BECAUSE HE WAS DANCING IN THE MUD, SOAKING WET (NO UMBRELLA OR PONCHO - IT WAS TREACHEROUS BECAUSE WE ON A DECENT SLOPE. ), HIS COMB OVER STICKING STRAIGHT UP, WITH A KNEE BRACE AND SOME GERIATRIC SHOES ON - THAT GUY KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN.:D :cool:

I WAS ALSO ENTERTAINED BY A FAMILY OF LAWN GNOMES WHO SAT NEAR US. I AM NOT KIDDING. IF LAWN GNOMES CAME TO LIFE, THEY WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE THESE PEOPLE. I WANTED TO TALK TO THEM SO BAD BUT THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK TO TALK ABOUT WAS LAWN GNOMES. MR A DIDN'T THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD ICEBREAKER (HE SEEMED TO THINK THEY ALREADY KNEW THEY LOOKED LIKE GNOMES) AND TOLD ME IF THEY BEAT ME UP, HE WASN'T GOING TO STOP THEM. HE SAID I WOULD BE ASSING FOR IT. THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS IT WHEN HE THINKS I'M BEING AN ASS.
 
1) COMPLAIN THAT IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO TRY TO ELECT AN OUTSIDER AS PRESIDENT, BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS NOT THE ONE WHO REALLY CONTROLS THE DEEP STATE APPARATUS

2) BLAME EVERYTHING THE GOVERNMENT DOES THIS FOUR YEARS ON THE PRESIDENT
 
LIFE SKILLS...

DRYING OUT THE ELECTRICAL AROUND MY POOL AND CLEANING UP THE CIGARETTE MESS. SOMEONE (PROBABLY ME BUT I'M BLAMING SOMEONE) LEFT ASHTRAYS WITH CIGARETTE BUTTS OUTSIDE AND THEY'RE FULL OF WATER. KIND OF GROSS. THE SAME SOMEONE LEFT AN EMPTY WINE BOX, SOME NAIL POLISH REMOVER, A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, AND ONE OF THE CORDLESS PHONES OUT THERE TO GET RAINED ON.
 
Suzanimal said:
LIFE SKILLS...

DRYING OUT THE ELECTRICAL AROUND MY POOL AND CLEANING UP THE CIGARETTE MESS. SOMEONE (PROBABLY ME BUT I'M BLAMING SOMEONE) LEFT ASHTRAYS WITH CIGARETTE BUTTS OUTSIDE AND THEY'RE FULL OF WATER. KIND OF GROSS. THE SAME SOMEONE LEFT AN EMPTY WINE BOX, SOME NAIL POLISH REMOVER, A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, AND ONE OF THE CORDLESS PHONES OUT THERE TO GET RAINED ON.
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Probably the gnomes from the concert.
 
Danke said:
Probably the gnomes from the concert.
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PROBABLY. THEY LOOKED LIKE PARTIERS. I ALSO FOUND A PAIR OF MR A'S UNDERPANTS OUT THERE. HE MUST'VE INVITED THEM WHEN HE SENT ME ON A BEER RUN. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME HE GOT IN THE POOL WITH ME. HE MUST'VE BEEN CHUNKY DUNKING WITH SOMEONE.:(:mad:
 
BUTSRSLY said:
1) COMPLAIN THAT IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO TRY TO ELECT AN OUTSIDER AS PRESIDENT, BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS NOT THE ONE WHO REALLY CONTROLS THE DEEP STATE APPARATUS

2) BLAME EVERYTHING THE GOVERNMENT DOES THIS FOUR YEARS ON THE PRESIDENT
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I LIKE IT
 
TODAY I STACKED A COUPLE RICK OF WOOD .MOVED 4 SPEAKERS AND A QUILT RACK UPSTAIRS. HUNG A SHELF IN THE LEAN TO ON THE OUTBUILDING. NOW IT IS TIME FOR BRATWURSTS .
 
oyarde said:
TODAY I STACKED A COUPLE RICK OF WOOD .MOVED 4 SPEAKERS AND A QUILT RACK UPSTAIRS. HUNG A SHELF IN THE LEAN TO ON THE OUTBUILDING. NOW IT IS TIME FOR BRATWURSTS .
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SOUNDS LIKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK FOR A SUNDAY, UNCLE [MENTION=27246]oyarde[/MENTION]. :eek:
 
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