BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

[BUTSRSLY]

The way you type reminds me of that teenage girl from "The Visit" by M. Night Shamalamdingdong.

Shoshanna from Girls

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS.

NOW, FOR A CHANGE OF PACE, SOMETHING WORTH POSTING ON THE INTERNET.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

TELLYASTORY

AS I BATHED, AMONG THE NOW TRITE AND REDUNDANT AND UNWELCOME RECURRENT WAKEDREAM STIMULATED BY MY SUBCONSCIOUS RECOGNITION OF PORCELAIN IN MY GENERAL PROXIMITY:

1: MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED FALLING IN BATHTUBS THAN BY TERRORISM
2: AGING/VERTIGO/BALANCE/SHAMPOOING WITH MY EYES CLOSED WHILE TURNING MY BODY AROUND THE SHOWERHEAD LIKE A DUMB SEWER/FISHERMAN
3: DAMN I'M OLD NOW
4: HUMANS SPEND TOO MUCH OF THEIR LIVES CONCEALING AGING. ALSO POOPING
5: DAMN OUR DUMB AND POORLY DESIGNED SOFTSHELLED BODIES AND THEIR NEED FOR PERPETUAL FOODSOURCE
6: I NEED AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE ADJUSTMENT / RELIGION
7: FIRST I NEED TO PEE/BLOW MY NOSE/SHAVE/ DRESS ACCORDING TO THIS ARBITRARY ERA'S TASTES / WASH THINGS THAT GET DIRTY BY MERELY SITTING SOMEWHERE FOR TOO LONG / RAISE MONEY TO PUT FUEL IN MY MOUTHHOLE

THAT HAS OVER TIME BEEN REDUCED IN MENTAL CONSTRUCT TO A MERE FARTING NOISE,

I HAD A GOOD IDEA.

MAYBE GOOGLE COULD PROVIDE FREE CHROMEBOOKS WITH AN AD REVENUE MODEL AND/OR AUTHENTICATOR HARDWARE DEVICE

THAT IS ALL

 

[MelissaWV]

If only fire11 and this person got together and made babies. If only.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

If only fire11 and this person got together and made babies. If only.

YOUR POST IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM BOTH SPAM AND ROTTING BROCCOLI

THEREFORE I DEDUCE THAT YOU ARE AN UGLY MALE

 

[BUTSRSLY]

TAKE FACEBOOK FOR INSTANCE

UTTER GARBAGE, WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON

THERE IS ONE THING IT CAN DO THAT EMAIL CANNOT. THAT IS LET PEOPLE MAKE THINGS MORE PUBLIC THAN THEY NEED TO BE OR MORE PUBLIC THAN THEY INTEND IT TO BE.

SO OBVIOUSLY IT'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING EVER.

THE THINGS IT COULD DO THAT EMAIL CANNOT, IT FAILS AT. I SEARCHED 'WOMEN IN MY CITY' AND IT RETURNED GROUPS AND PAGES AND BUSINESSES. SO I CLICK PEOPLE: 6 RESULTS

 

[BUTSRSLY]

good thing there's more twice as many jobs as ever, twice as many jobs because instead of one person working 40 hours a week, two people are working 20 hours a week.

TEACH MATH THAT WILL FIX IT

 

[heavenlyboy34]

If only fire11 and this person got together and made babies. If only.

That would make a great movie!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

YOUR POST IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM BOTH SPAM AND ROTTING BROCCOLI

THEREFORE I DEDUCE THAT YOU ARE AN UGLY MALE

D00d, that was induction, not deduction. Just FYI.

 

[luctor-et-emergo]

The damn thing doesn't do what I want .

 

[oyarde]

SORRY GUYS NO FREE TIME! I AM BUSY DEVELOPING LIFE SKILLS TO ENTER THE JOB MARKET AND BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY/GOOD DRONE.

SUCH AS CALLIGRAPHY

I worked on some life skills the past couple days , split wood , shot my bow , counted shotgun shells. I am though , retiring in April and leaving the job market.I am very pleased with that . Good luck .

 

[CPUd]

 

[ThePopinator]

This needs to happen next time you post before taking your meds

 

[acptulsa]

YOUR POST IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM BOTH SPAM AND ROTTING BROCCOLI

THEREFORE I DEDUCE THAT YOU ARE AN UGLY MALE

Lou Costello had enough brains to know that without a seriously good straight man, he wasn't funny. He was all motion and no direction. He was just another idiot. So, he treated Bud Abbott well, and they made good comedy and had success right up until Costello died.

Jerry Lewis did not have that many brains, and decided he was funny even without Dean Martin. So, Dean Martin had a solid solo career, while Lewis did telethons.

The life skill you need to work on most is treating your straight men like human beings, because without them you're just another unfunny clown.

Was Gracie Allen an idiot? Be careful how you answer--she was one hell of a lot smarter than you.

Well, that's a liberal for you. It isn't about seeking synergy for superior teamwork. It's all about arrogantly barking orders and sabotaging those who get the job done in spite of you...

 

[Danke]

I worked on some life skills the past couple days , split wood , shot my bow , counted shotgun shells. I am though , retiring in April and leaving the job market.I am very pleased with that . Good luck .

You sons taking over the Casino?

 

[oyarde]

You sons taking over the Casino?

If I had bought a power ball ticket and if I had won , I could not make up my mind if I was going to buy the Casino in Shelbyville or buy the Pacers. Probably just continue on as before , selling eggs , night crawlers , buying & selling silver , gold , rare coins , cutting wood , a little farming etc

 

[BUTSRSLY]

I worked on some life skills the past couple days , split wood , shot my bow , counted shotgun shells. I am though , retiring in April and leaving the job market.I am very pleased with that . Good luck .

If I had bought a power ball ticket and if I had won , I could not make up my mind if I was going to buy the Casino in Shelbyville or buy the Pacers. Probably just continue on as before , selling eggs , night crawlers , buying & selling silver , gold , rare coins , cutting wood , a little farming etc

WEIRD LIFE

I GUESS SPLITTING WOOD IS THE NEW CENTRAL HEAT

THEY SELL MEAT AT STORES NOW. EVEN EGGS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PLAN ON DOING WITH WORMS AND DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE INTO MICROCIRCUITRY FABRICATION

 

[BUTSRSLY]

Lou Costello had enough brains to know that without a seriously good straight man, he wasn't funny.

I FAIL TO SEE THE MEASURABLE DATA THAT SUPPORTS THIS CLAIM HENCE YOU ARE UNSCIENTIFIC AND WRONG, COMMA, WRONG, COMMA, WRONG

He was all motion and no direction. He was just another idiot. So, he treated Bud Abbott well, and they made good comedy and had success right up until Costello died.

Jerry Lewis did not have that many brains, and decided he was funny even without Dean Martin. So, Dean Martin had a solid solo career, while Lewis did telethons.

The life skill you need to work on most is treating your straight men like human beings, because without them you're just another unfunny clown.

I ADMIT THAT I MAY NOT HAVE FULLY COMPREHENDED YOUR POST BUT I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE SEXUAL PREFERENCES OF CLOWNS. THERE'S A THREAD FOR THAT

Was Gracie Allen an idiot? Be careful how you answer--she was one hell of a lot smarter than you.

Well, that's a liberal for you. It isn't about seeking synergy for superior teamwork. It's all about arrogantly barking orders and sabotaging those who get the job done in spite of you...

GRACIE ALLEN IS HEADS AND SHOULDERS ABOVE ME IN EVERYTHING EXCEPT SPATIAL RELATIONSHIP TO SEA LEVEL.

I DON'T SEE HOW THAT SUPPORTS YOUR POINT THAT RUSH LIMBAUGH HAS NEVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT LIBERALS

 

[Spikender]

I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE SEXUAL PREFERENCES OF CLOWNS. THERE'S A THREAD FOR THAT

 

[oyarde]

WEIRD LIFE

I GUESS SPLITTING WOOD IS THE NEW CENTRAL HEAT

THEY SELL MEAT AT STORES NOW. EVEN EGGS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PLAN ON DOING WITH WORMS AND DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE INTO MICROCIRCUITRY FABRICATION

I heard rumors back in '65 they might sell eggs & meat in stores. I think , in the basement of at least three of my homes they have those central heat thingies . That shit probably costs money.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

AND WHAT ABOUT AIRLINE PEANUTS I MEAN WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THESE THINGS

AND GET A LOAD OF MY OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY ABOUT WHATEVER I WAS LOOKING AT WHEN I REALIZED MY SET IS 2 MINUTES SHORT