BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

[BUTSRSLY]

SORRY GUYS NO FREE TIME! I AM BUSY DEVELOPING LIFE SKILLS TO ENTER THE JOB MARKET AND BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY/GOOD DRONE.

SUCH AS CALLIGRAPHY

 

[cajuncocoa]

//

 

[heavenlyboy34]

GOOD FOR YOU.

 

[RJB]

Plus rep!

 

[JK/SEA]

SORRY GUYS NO FREE TIME! I AM BUSY DEVELOPING LIFE SKILLS TO ENTER THE JOB MARKET AND BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY/GOOD DRONE.

SUCH AS CALLIGRAPHY

you should write a book and call it...HOW I WROTE A BOOK IN ALL CAPS AND MADE A MILLION.

 

[Ronin Truth]

1) Inhale

2) Exhale

3) Rest

4) Repeat

 

[Spikender]

Calligraphy could be valuable for the Rand Campaign, you could sure make some pretty all caps signs.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

I always think this person is an incarcerated female felon.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

you should write a book and call it...HOW I WROTE A BOOK IN ALL CAPS AND MADE A MILLION.

I DID PROBLEM IS I MADE A MILlIOn BOOKS NOT BUCKS

HOW TO CONVERT PAPER WORDS INTO PAPER FIAT DOLLARS

 

[BUTSRSLY]

I always think this person is an incarcerated female felon.

THIS PERSON HAS FEELINGS

THEY HAVE, HOWEVER, ALMOST BEEN ENTIRELY ERADICATED IN THE INTEREST OF PERPETUAL RATIONAL META-ANALYSIS OF FORMULAIC HUMAN FUNCTION

THEN MY DESIGNS CAN BE IMPLEMENTED

MUAHAHHAHA

ARCHAIC ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS ARE A THREAT TO THIS

HENCE THE INTERNAL DILEMMA. TO BE READY FOR THE RENAISSANCE (FESTIVAL) WITH MY MARKETABLE JOB SKILLS (YE OLDE SIGNS) I MUST DELVE INTO THE MYSTERIES OF THE RIGHT BRAIN (VAGINISH FUNCTIONS)

 

[BUTSRSLY]

GOOD FOR YOU.

GOOD FOR YOU WHEN YOU SEE IT. MY ART IS PHILANTHROPY. IT IS A BURDEN ON ME AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL I SHARE IT WITH YOU AND THE REST OF THE UNWASHED MASSES

 

[BUTSRSLY]

1) Inhale

2) Exhale

3) Rest

4) Repeat

I WOULD RECOMMEND WATER ALSO

 

[BUTSRSLY]

CONGRATULATIONS

SAVE IT FOR THE DENOUEMENT

AT MY PINNACLE

TEH APEX

YOU WILL SEE A GRAND SHOWING OF SUCH BRILLIANCE THERE WILL BE NO DENYING MY GLOBAL DOMINION

I'VE GOT 2 CALLIGRAPHIC SIGNS ALREADY

 

[Ronin Truth]

I WOULD RECOMMEND WATER ALSO

That's the more advanced Life Skills.

 

[Spikender]

Your "global dominion"?

Are you a supervillain?

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

good thing there's more twice as many jobs as ever, twice as many jobs because instead of one person working 40 hours a week, two people are working 20 hours a week.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

TELLYASTORY.

GUY TRIED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT POLITICS. SOMETHING ABOUT SOME CRISIS DU JOUR THAT MAY OR MAY NOT ACTUALLY EXIST, BUT THAT I GATHERED WAS PROBABLY ALL THEY TALK ABOUT ON THE NEWS NOW, GIVEN HIS RABIDITY AND SURETY OF RIGHTNESS.

IT WAS DIFFICULT TO DIGEST THE EXPLANATION. HERE IT WAS, THIRD HAND. FIRST, WHAT HAPPENED. THEN, THE TELEVISION'S REPRESENTATION OF THAT REALITY. THEN, HIS PROBABLY WRONGHEADED PERCEPTION OF THE TELEVISION. THEN, HIS PROBABLY PAINTED REPRESENTATION THROUGH INADEQUATE VERBAL SYMBOL SPEWING. THEN, THE UNFORTUNATE REALITY OF MY IMPECCABLE MIND AND BODY EXPERIENCE TAINTING HIS ABILITY TO PERFORM. THEN, MY REGRETTABLE INABILITY TO DEDICATE 100% OF MY FLAWLESS WORD->EAR->MIND HIGHWAY TO IT BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE:

X HAPPENED
TV SAYS Y HAPPENED
LIBERTARIANISM HAS AN ANSWER AND YOU CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE
BUT NO ONE WILL
THEREFORE Z WILL HAPPEN

ONCE IT FALLS INTO THAT, I GENERALLY START DOING SODOKU IN MY HEAD

 

[BUTSRSLY]

Your "global dominion"?

Are you a supervillain?

ONE MAN'S SUPERHERO IS ANOTHER MAN'S SUPERVILLIAN

MORAL RELATIVISM IS OBJECTIVELY GOOD

 

[Spikender]

The way you type reminds me of that teenage girl from "The Visit" by M. Night Shamalamdingdong.

 

[dannno]

The way you type reminds me of that teenage girl from "The Visit" by M. Night Shamalamdingdong.

Shoshanna from Girls