BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

Hey, hb34, if you need man bun pictures, look up American figure skater Jason Brown. He often wears a man bun and it holds well during his awesome programs. Good luck with your concert.
 
I THINK I MASTERED CATCALLING MEN. :D

I KNEW ALL THE NEIGHBORS AND THE RETIREE "VAN" FROM ACROSS THE LAKE BEFORE I LEFT. HE EVEN GAVE ME A RIDE ON IS FANCY BOAT. :) MY GIRLFRIEND TALKS ABOUT "LAKE LIFE" ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT DOESN'T SUCK.
 
Danke said:
You are as bad as AF sometimes.
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NOT EVEN CLOSE. AT LEAST I DON'T POST PICS OF GIANT ASSES AND WALMART SHART.


I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M MORE THAN A LITTLE CURIOUS TO SEE HB DOING SPLITS IN HIS NEW TIGHTS. I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING YOU DOING THEM IF YOU HAVE SOME TIGHTS BUT IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOOD WITH SEEING A DANKE SPLIT TIGHTLESS, TOO.
 
Danke said:
You got me there, seeing I'm not looking to attract men.
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NEITHER AM I. (THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY POST, BUT W/E) BUT YOU WOULD HAVE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE FOOLED IF YOU AREN'T, CONSIDERING YOUR POST HISTORY FULL OF FREQUENT ALLUSIONS TO AND DIRECT REFERENCES TO FELLATIO. U HAZ MORE GHEY THAN ANYONE ON RPFS, AFAIK...
 
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Suzanimal said:
NOT EVEN CLOSE. AT LEAST I DON'T POST PICS OF GIANT ASSES AND WALMART SHART.


I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M MORE THAN A LITTLE CURIOUS TO SEE HB DOING SPLITS IN HIS NEW TIGHTS. I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING YOU DOING THEM IF YOU HAVE SOME TIGHTS BUT IF YOU DON'T, I'M GOOD WITH SEEING A DANKE SPLIT TIGHTLESS, TOO.
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:D THNX FOR THE FLATTERY, MRS ANIMAL. IT'S AMUSING HOW PEOPLE MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF TIGHTS. ATHLETES WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME. WHETHER IN CYCLING, SPEED SKATING, SOME TYPES OF SKIING, SAMBO, MANY OLYMPIC EVENTS, CYCLING, MMA, ETC. PEOPLE JUST CALL IT "COMPRESSION GEAR", AND SOMEHOW IT'S DIFFERENT. LOLOLOL :D

BELOW IS THE POLISH OLYMPIC CYCLING TEAM AS AN EXAMPLE...
http://i.imgur.com/mc9vC.jpg
 
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LIFE SKILL DRIVING LAWNMOWER

I DECIDED TO CUT THE GRASS AND TORE UP THE LAWNMOWER AGAIN. I HAVE THE WORST LUCK WITH THAT THING. I KEEP BREAKING THE STEERING COLUMN. MR ANIMAL GOT MAD AT ME - HE SAYS I RUN INTO THE WALLS WITH THE WHEELS TURNED AND THAT'S WHAT'S BREAKING IT BUT I THINK HE'S THE ONE BREAKING IT AND LEAVING IT FOR ME TO GET CAUGHT WITH.:mad: I WAS GOING TO CALL THE MOWER GUYS BUT HE SAYS HE CAN FIX IT.
 
I HAD A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT. I DREAMED I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REALLY BAD AND I WAS FOLLOWING MR ANIMAL AROUND IN OUR HOUSE TO EACH OF THE BATHROOMS. THE POOR MAN WAS TRYING TO GO (#2 I SUSPECT BECAUSE HE KEPT SITTING DOWN ) BUT AS SOON AS HE WOULD GET COMFORTABLE, I WOULD SHOW UP AT THE DOOR BEGGING HIM TO LET ME IN. HE WOULD TELL ME TO GO TO ANOTHER BATHROOM BUT I WOULD TELL HIM I COULDN'T MAKE IT. ANYWAY, AS SOON AS I GOT IN AND SAT DOWN, NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN SO I WOULD GET UP AND GO FIND MR ANIMAL TO TALK BUT BY THE TIME I GOT THERE (I LIKE TO TALK TO HIM WHEN HE'S ON THE TOILET BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET AWAY:D), I FELT LIKE I HAD TO PEE AGAIN. I WOKE UP WHEN HE FINALLY GOT MAD AT ME. DREAM MAD. IRL, HE WOULD'VE LOST PATIENCE WITH ME LONG BEFORE HE DID IN MY DREAM.

GUESS WHAT? WHEN I WOKE UP, I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REALLY BAD. PLUS, I WAS COLD. OUR UPSTAIRS AC WASN'T WORKING RIGHT SO I CALLED OUR GUY AND HE CAME BY AND FIXED IT. APPARENTLY, IT WAS JUST A BREAKER. WE HAD SOME BAD STORMS AND THE POWER WAS BLINKING ON AND OFF AND IT MUST'VE TRIPPED IT.
 
Carlybee said:
My projects..plus working on 2 dreamcatchers


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Are you going for an Orthodox cross in the lower left? It depends on the tradition (Greek, Russian, etc), but they traditionally look more like this:
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The bottom diagonal, IIRC, represents where the feet were nailed.
 
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heavenlyboy34 said:
Are you going for an Orthodox cross in the lower left? It depends on the tradition (Greek, Russian, etc), but they traditionally look more like this:
drawing-orthodox-cross-25396041.jpg
The bottom diagonal, IIRC, represents where the feet were nailed.
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It's a Celtic cross..doing it for a coworker.i'm attaching it to another cross because the cutout is thin.
 
I SPILLED COFFEE ON MY COMPUTER AND MAIL. COMPUTER IS ACTING CRAZY. THE ZOOM JUMPS AROUND WHEN I TYPE. MUST BE THE CAFFEINE MAKING IT JITTERY.

I HAVE THE ACCOUNTANT'S BILL LAYING UNDER THE FAN. THAT WILL GIVE ME TIME TO FIND SOMETHING FUNNY TO SEND HIM. I ALWAYS PUT A STUPID PIC IN WITH MY CHECK. FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS IT'S BEEN OBAMA, THIS YEAR I THINK I'M GOING TO SEND HIM A SEXY MELANIA PIC. HE A LONELY NERD, IT MAY COME IN HANDY. *SNICKERS*
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
LIFESKILLS SO FAR: PAYING BILLS AND MAKING APPOINTMENTS. AMONG THE BORINGEST PARTS OF BEING A GROWNUP. :P
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I ADULTED TODAY TOO.


I GOT THE NEW KITCHEN RUGS I ORDERED IN THE MAIL TODAY. THEY HAVE FLOWERS ON THEM AND SAY THUG LIFE IN CURSIVE. I'M GONNA BE GANSTA AS A MOFO LOADING THAT DISHWASHER AND SHIT.
 
Suzanimal said:
I ADULTED TODAY TOO.


I GOT THE NEW KITCHEN RUGS I ORDERED IN THE MAIL TODAY. THEY HAVE FLOWERS ON THEM AND SAY THUG LIFE IN CURSIVE. I'M GONNA BE GANSTA AS A MOFO LOADING THAT DISHWASHER AND SHIT.
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SUZ, YOU N' ME SHOULD GO OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND FOR A WEEK OR 2 SOMETIME. ALL THIS ADULTING IS IRRITATING. I NEED A BIT OF A VACATION THIS SUMMER.
 
I BOUGHT MY MOM AND HER FIANCEE PLANE TICKETS TO GO TO WEST PALM BEACH FOR MY NEPHEW'S GRADUATION. THEY PLAN ON SITTING BEHIND DANKE AND HELPING HIM FLY THE PLANE. MY MOTHER IS EXCITED TO GET ANOTHER BOJANGLES BISCUIT BUT DANKE SHOULDN'T GET HIS HOPES UP FOR HER PURSE LEFTOVERS - HER FIANCEE IS A BIG EATER AND I THINK HE'S CALLED DIBS.
 
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