BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

MAJOR LIFESKILL TOADY-GOTTA SEND A BUNCH OF DETAILS TO THE HR PEOPLE AT MY COMPANY SO'S I CAN GIT TO WORK-THEY HAVE TO WRITE A CONTRACT FOR ME. MY FIRST MAJOR CONTRACT EVARRR. @Suzanimal WILL BE PROUD. :) :cool:
 
I HAVE TO POLISH UP MY SHIT-TALKING LIFESKILL. AMERICA DAY IS TOMORROW, AND I WILL BE SPENDING A GREAT DEAL OF TIME TALKING SHIT TO MY BRITISH BUDDIES ON FB TO CELEBRATE. :D I ALSO HAVE TO FIND SOME GOOD MEMES. :cool:
 
LIFE SKILLS...

TRYING NOT TO KILL MY TEENAGE SONS. I HAVE TO ADMIT THEY'VE BEEN PRETTY HELPFUL ALL DAY AND THEY HAVEN'T COMPLAINED ONCE BUT I MADE THE MISTAKE THINKING THEY WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE SOME LIGHT FOOD PREP. I PUT THEM IN CHARGE OF SLICING ALL THE BUNS - THEY'RE FROM THE DELI AND DON'T COME SLICED. YES, THEY'RE SLICING BUNS....AND THEN THEY'RE BUTTERING THEM AND EATING THEM.:mad: WTF?
 
THIS MORNING I BOUGHT A FANCY TREADMILL AT A YARD SALE FOR 50 FRN'S . I AM GOING TO USE IT FOR A WOOD CHUCKER INTO THE BASEMENT THROUGH A WINDOW.
 
Suzanimal said:
LIFE SKILLS...

TRYING NOT TO KILL MY TEENAGE SONS. I HAVE TO ADMIT THEY'VE BEEN PRETTY HELPFUL ALL DAY AND THEY HAVEN'T COMPLAINED ONCE BUT I MADE THE MISTAKE THINKING THEY WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE SOME LIGHT FOOD PREP. I PUT THEM IN CHARGE OF SLICING ALL THE BUNS - THEY'RE FROM THE DELI AND DON'T COME SLICED. YES, THEY'RE SLICING BUNS....AND THEN THEY'RE BUTTERING THEM AND EATING THEM.:mad: WTF?
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THAT'S JUST PLAIN WEIRD. I COULD UNDERSTAND GOOD DINNER ROLLS OR SOMETHING, BUT NEITHER HOT DOG NOR HAMBURGER BUNS LEND THEMSELVES TO BUTTER FLAVOUR. :p I BET THE ANIMALKIDS EAT TOOTHPASTE TOO. :eek:
 
LIFESKILLS...CLEANING

I THREW A HELL OF A PARTY YESTERDAY AND I MANAGED TO STAY (MOSTLY) SOBER THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. I STUCK WITH SELECT 55 AND O'DOULS AND HAD A GREAT TIME WITH NO HANGOVER. YAY! THIS WAS THE MESSIEST PARTY I'VE EVER THROWN. SERIOUSLY, THIS HOUSE AND YARD WAS TRASHED. AS A MATTER OF FACT, ONE COUPLE I'VE KNOWN FOR OVER 20 YEARS DIDN'T SHOW UP UNTIL 7:00 AND THEY WERE SHOCKED WHEN THEY WALKED IN. SHE SAID SHE HASN'T SEEN MY PLACE THAT TRASHED SINCE THE COLLEGE HOT TUB PARTY - I ALMOST GOT THROWN OUT OF THOSE APARTMENTS AFTER THAT PARTY. :o

I THINK WHAT MADE IT SO BAD IS THAT MY LITTLE NIECE BROUGHT SILLY STRING AND SPRAYED THAT SHIT EVERYWHERE. I ALSO SUSPECT SHE'S THE ONE WHO LEFT THE HALF EATEN BLUE CUPCAKE AND BAG OF DORITOS IN MY SON'S CLOSET. WTF? MY SON WAS PISSED BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE'S NOT ALLOWED IN HIS ROOM.

MR A PUT MILK CRATES AROUND THE POOL FOR PEOPLE TO THROW EMPTY BEER CANS IN AND I GUESS SOME OF THE BEER SEEPED INTO THE CONCRETE AND ATTRACTED FLIES. THERE IS A SWARM OF DRUNK FLIES AROUND THE POOL TODAY. I HAD THE BOYS RINSE IT OFF A FEW TIMES BUT IT HASN'T HELPED. GROSS.
 
Suzanimal said:
LIFESKILLS...CLEANING

I THREW A HELL OF A PARTY YESTERDAY AND I MANAGED TO STAY (MOSTLY) SOBER THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. I STUCK WITH SELECT 55 AND O'DOULS AND HAD A GREAT TIME WITH NO HANGOVER. YAY! THIS WAS THE MESSIEST PARTY I'VE EVER THROWN. SERIOUSLY, THIS HOUSE AND YARD WAS TRASHED. AS A MATTER OF FACT, ONE COUPLE I'VE KNOWN FOR OVER 20 YEARS DIDN'T SHOW UP UNTIL 7:00 AND THEY WERE SHOCKED WHEN THEY WALKED IN. SHE SAID SHE HASN'T SEEN MY PLACE THAT TRASHED SINCE THE COLLEGE HOT TUB PARTY - I ALMOST GOT THROWN OUT OF THOSE APARTMENTS AFTER THAT PARTY. :o

I THINK WHAT MADE IT SO BAD IS THAT MY LITTLE NIECE BROUGHT SILLY STRING AND SPRAYED THAT SHIT EVERYWHERE. I ALSO SUSPECT SHE'S THE ONE WHO LEFT THE HALF EATEN BLUE CUPCAKE AND BAG OF DORITOS IN MY SON'S CLOSET. WTF? MY SON WAS PISSED BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE'S NOT ALLOWED IN HIS ROOM.

MR A PUT MILK CRATES AROUND THE POOL FOR PEOPLE TO THROW EMPTY BEER CANS IN AND I GUESS SOME OF THE BEER SEEPED INTO THE CONCRETE AND ATTRACTED FLIES. THERE IS A SWARM OF DRUNK FLIES AROUND THE POOL TODAY. I HAD THE BOYS RINSE IT OFF A FEW TIMES BUT IT HASN'T HELPED. GROSS.
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MAYBE YOU COULD DUMP SOME HOT SOAPY WATER IN THE CRACKS AND WHATNOT TO GET RID OF THE BEER RESIDUE. :o
 
TODAY I BOUGHT A FANCY COMMERCIAL SUASAGE- HOT DOG ROLLER - COOKER THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL HOLD MAYBE JUST UNDER TWO DOZEN FOR 17 FRN'S. I AM GONNA TAKE IT TO ONE OF MUH PART TIME JOBS AND DO LUNCH ON IT ONCE A WEEK I THINK.
 
oyarde said:
TODAY I BOUGHT A FANCY COMMERCIAL SUASAGE- HOT DOG ROLLER - COOKER THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL HOLD MAYBE JUST UNDER TWO DOZEN FOR 17 FRN'S. I AM GONNA TAKE IT TO ONE OF MUH PART TIME JOBS AND DO LUNCH ON IT ONCE A WEEK I THINK.
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I COULD NEVER ENJOY THE TASTE OF HOT DOGS. TOO "MYSTERY MEAT"-LIKE FOR ME. :p SPICY BRATWURSTS ARE GOOD THOUGH.
 
LIFESKILLS....

WORKING ON MY NEW SIDE HUSTLE - POSHMARK. I DID A BUNCH OF COMPS TODAY AND I'M EXCITED. APPARENTLY, I HAVE NICE STUFF. I BOUGHT MOST OF AT THE THRIFT STORE, TOOK CARE OF IT AND NOW I PLAN ON RESELLING IT FOR MORE THAN I PAID. :cool: YAY!

MR A IS FINALLY TAKING A FEW DAYS OFF AND I MADE HIM A HONEY DO LIST. HE HASN'T TAKEN A WHOLE DAY OFF IN A WEEK AND A HALF. :( HE EVEN WENT TO WORK FOR A FEW HOURS BEFORE MY FOURTH OF JULY PARTY. ANYWAY, HE USUALLY IGNORES MY LISTS SO I BURIED SOME FUN STUFF IN THERE AND WE'LL SEE IF HE NOTICES.

HERE'S HIS LIST

1) HANG PICS IN STAIRWAY (I HAVE TWO PICS THAT HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE FOREVER)
2) BUILD PLANT STAND (HE HAS A PALLET AND I WANT HIM TO BUILD ME A LITTLE PLANT STAND)
3) CUT GRASS
4) MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE
5) REPLACE SEAL IN SUNROOF (IT'S LEAKING)

I DOUBT HE'LL GET ALL THAT DONE IN ONE DAY BUT WE'LL SEE. HE'S ALSO OFF ON THURSDAY BUT HE PLAYS GOLF AND THEN HE USUALLY COMES HOME, GOES FOR A SWIM AND WE GO OUT.
 
euphemia said:
POST THE RECIPE, PLEASE.
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OKAY. THIS COMES FROM DAVE RUEL'S COOKBOOK IF YOU'RE INTO YUMMY RECIPES FOR EXERCISE NUTRITION. I USE OLIVE OIL AS COOKING FAT MYSELF. I ALSO DOUBLE THE RECIPE SO IT LASTS ME A LONG TIME. :cool:

LOW CARB
ZUCCHINI HASH BROWNS
Makes 1 serving
Ingredients
• 2 eggs
• 1 cup grated zucchini
• ¼ cup diced onion
• ¼ tsp garlic powder
• ¼ tsp onion powder
• Pinch of salt and pepper
Directions
1. Heat a frying pan until hot and then reduce to medium temperature.
2. After mixing together all the ingredients in a bowl.
3. Spray some Pam (or other cooking spray), drop by spoonful onto the pan, when brown
on one side, turn and cook the other side.

NUTRITION FACTS
Per
Serving
Calories 174
Protein 14g
Carbohydrates 7g
Fats 10g
 
Suzanimal said:
LIFESKILLS....

WORKING ON MY NEW SIDE HUSTLE - POSHMARK. I DID A BUNCH OF COMPS TODAY AND I'M EXCITED. APPARENTLY, I HAVE NICE STUFF. I BOUGHT MOST OF AT THE THRIFT STORE, TOOK CARE OF IT AND NOW I PLAN ON RESELLING IT FOR MORE THAN I PAID. :cool: YAY!

MR A IS FINALLY TAKING A FEW DAYS OFF AND I MADE HIM A HONEY DO LIST. HE HASN'T TAKEN A WHOLE DAY OFF IN A WEEK AND A HALF. :( HE EVEN WENT TO WORK FOR A FEW HOURS BEFORE MY FOURTH OF JULY PARTY. ANYWAY, HE USUALLY IGNORES MY LISTS SO I BURIED SOME FUN STUFF IN THERE AND WE'LL SEE IF HE NOTICES.

HERE'S HIS LIST

1) HANG PICS IN STAIRWAY (I HAVE TWO PICS THAT HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE FOREVER)
2) BUILD PLANT STAND (HE HAS A PALLET AND I WANT HIM TO BUILD ME A LITTLE PLANT STAND)
3) CUT GRASS
4) MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE
5) REPLACE SEAL IN SUNROOF (IT'S LEAKING)

I DOUBT HE'LL GET ALL THAT DONE IN ONE DAY BUT WE'LL SEE. HE'S ALSO OFF ON THURSDAY BUT HE PLAYS GOLF AND THEN HE USUALLY COMES HOME, GOES FOR A SWIM AND WE GO OUT.
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MAKES YA WONDER WHO OR WHAT HE'S GOING TO MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO WHILE MRS A IS ON TEH RPFS. :eek: WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF [MENTION=38380]Suzanimal[/MENTION] SOUNDED LIKE DELTA BURKE IRL? :D
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
MAKES YA WONDER WHO OR WHAT HE'S GOING TO MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO WHILE MRS A IS ON TEH RPFS. :eek: WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF [MENTION=38380]Suzanimal[/MENTION] SOUNDED LIKE DELTA BURKE IRL? :D
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HE ONLY MANAGED TO GET TWO THINGS DONE ON MY LIST.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE BECAUSE I HATE THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. I DON'T THINK I HAVE AN ACCENT BUT MR A SAYS I DO AND HE SAYS IT GETS WORSE WHEN I'M DRINKING OR AROUND MY FAMILY. AND I'VE ALSO BEEN TOLD I SOUND YOUNG - LIKE A KID. O_o
 
LIFESKILLS...

CELEBRATING/MOURNING....MY "BABY" TURNED 18 TODAY. I'M PROUD OF THE MAN HE'S TURNING INTO BUT I'M ALSO SAD BECAUSE HE'S GROWING UP AND DOESN'T REALLY NEED ME ANYMORE. :cry:
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
LOW CARB
ZUCCHINI HASH BROWNS
Makes 1 serving
Ingredients
• 2 eggs
• 1 cup grated zucchini
• ¼ cup diced onion
• ¼ tsp garlic powder
• ¼ tsp onion powder
• Pinch of salt and pepper
Directions
1. Heat a frying pan until hot and then reduce to medium temperature.
2. After mixing together all the ingredients in a bowl.
3. Spray some Pam (or other cooking spray), drop by spoonful onto the pan, when brown
on one side, turn and cook the other side.

NUTRITION FACTS
Per
Serving
Calories 174
Protein 14g
Carbohydrates 7g
Fats 10g
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Sounds awesome. Thanks!
 
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