No shibit? Where do you eat breakfast? I'd like to go there. Around here we're just plain spread out all over the place. Some of us around here drive over 100 miles just to have breakfast in the company of patriots. But I have to tell you, there is a major craw-back. Never once have we served buckwheat pancakes with our own good Arizona honey.
See, our bees make pollen from the desert plants like sage and salt-bush and manzanita and the sacred plant. It tastes kind of lively. It's just the same way mutton tastes better from the South West, because you can taste the sage. But don't make no mistake about beef from this area. It sucks. You can't raise a cow on no desert. Shit, you need about 10 acres of property to feed a single damn cow out here and in FL they can pack them into 2 cows per acre.
Now what I heard about, and would like to try is beef from particular parts of Hawai'i where the cows all eat pineapple. But whatever the source of your beef, generally cows are designed to eat grass and anything else disrupts their complicated digestive system, and corn isn't any good for cows and you just wouldn't believe what they are feeding cows these days. I don't feed my children store-bought beef or milk anymore. And I know the way they treat the amn danimals, I mean the damn animals in commercial situations and I know that good people wouldn't look upon so. We just wouldn't suffer to look upon this.
And we wouldn't and we shouldn't because we won't so we don't. And that right there is the way it is.
And that's what makes me happy today of all days. Because there's a bunch of us. And we're worth a dozen apiece.
