Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species

[Acala]

If it was a hardwired prediliction, why would humans have not evolved to be hairless?

 

[man is truth]

well having pubes has other advantages besides dimensions of mating and attractiveness- it has to do with scent signatures and also signalling clansmen from a distance who to save and who is doing the saving.

But why would it be attractive if it was permanent if the reason that it is attractive is that it signals novelty and purity?

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

For the puposes of transparency I will clarify that I am the one who banned "man is truth". The reasons why should be obvious but should you have any questions or complaints than you can message me.

 

[Confederate]

For the puposes of transparency I will clarify that I am the one who banned "man is truth". The reasons why should be obvious but should you have any questions or complaints than you can message me.

I'm very much anti-bans, but this guy went too far with a lot of sex-related topics. I wonder when mr. perfidy/man is truth will be back. He's spouting the same nonsense on revbox.

 

[TywinLannister]

I predict the EPA will ban bikini waxes to protect the crab lice species

 

[Confederate]

I predict the EPA will ban bikini waxes to protect the crab lice species

Start a White House petition to place them on the endangered species list.

 

[erowe1]

Start a White House petition to place them on the endangered species list.

It sounds like satire. But I can see it happening. A coalition between doctors, environmentalists, feminists, and Christians could be pretty powerful. They just need to put out enough stories like this to get us to the point where someone could be taken seriously proposing that.

But there are increments before banning. First will be funding for NIH to send propaganda to high schools telling kids bushy is beautiful or something.

 

[dannno]

Start a White House petition to place them on the endangered species list.

Yes, we MUST get enough signatures on the petition so the White House can address this crisis!

 

[kcchiefs6465]

Start a White House petition to place them on the endangered species list.

Considering how many people signed a petition for the White House to release their signature 'Honey Ale' recipe I think this isn't that far off. Over 25,000 people signed a petition, not to clarify that 'We the People' are pretty fucking pissed off that they piss away money so shamelessly as to have a public beer operation, but rather to 'demand' that they release their recipe. I repeat... They do not care that the White House is openly brewing ale with taxpayer dollars, they just want the recipe untold thousands was spent to develop. With fellow Americans such as these I'm sure pubic lice very well could receive the support it needs to become an endangered species. I really have to keep asking myself what planet I am on.

 

[angelatc]

I don't know if I'm just tired, or if you guys are especially hysterical tonight. Either way....LOLz.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

lolz @ thread!

 

[TywinLannister]

Start a White House petition to place them on the endangered species list.

Take a look at some 70's porn and ask yourself, do we REALLY want to go back to those days? =P

 

[Confederate]

Take a look at some 70's porn and ask yourself, do we REALLY want to go back to those days? =P

I'll pass.

 

[ronpaulfollower999]

As long as the pits and legs are shaved, I don't care what a woman does with her pubes.

 

[Confederate]

As long as the pits and legs are shaved, I don't care what a woman does with her pubes.

Dreads?

 

[TywinLannister]

Dreads?

lol

 

[MelissaWV]

If people can't figure out why manscaping and bikini waxing became more popular, and why it might be beneficial to keep neat, then I pity their private lives.

 

[angelatc]

If people can't figure out why manscaping and bikini waxing became more popular, and why it might be beneficial to keep neat, then I pity their private lives.

Funny, because I think it's totally fucked up to put yourself through all that pain for no good reason.

 

[dannno]

Funny, because I think it's totally fucked up to put yourself through all that pain for no good reason.

Try eating a banana cream pie some day. Now stuff it full of pubic hair and see how appetizing it is. There are plenty of good reasons.

 

[MelissaWV]

Try eating a banana cream pie some day. Now stuff it full of pubic hair and see how appetizing it is. There are plenty of good reasons.

Explicit, but yes.

Conversely, attempt to sword-swallow and have someone tickle your nose.