Brave Grandma Arrests Robber With His Penis

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Brave Grandma Arrests Robber With His Penis

http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=223669

A Ghanaian grandmother has arrested a Nigerian armed robbery suspect by grabbing his ball.

The 65-year-old woman with an iron-like grip could not withstand her daughter being attacked and robbed by two armed robbers. She fought one of the robbers, identified as a Nigerian, by grabbing his balls.

Mary Sagoe, according to police, held firmly while squeezing the testicles of the robber until police arrived at the scene. One of the armed robbers, only known as Lucky, managed to escape while suspect Daniel Richard Ikechukwu, 24, a Nigerian whose balls were firmly held on the ground, was arrested by the police. Items found on him included 15 live cartridges, a dagger, lady’s bag and belt. Briefing newsmen in Ghana, ASP Stephen Donyina-Kyeremeh, Tesano Division Crime Officer, said the incident occurred around 8p.m. Friday night at Dome Pillar Two.

The two suspected armed robbers, both Nigerians attempted to rob and kidnap the victim. This was after Sophia Sagoe, in charge of a Kia Sportage vehicle had gone to visit the mother at Dome Pillar Two around 7.30 p.m.

When the victim, after the visit, returned to pick her car which she parked in front of the mother’s house, the two suspected armed robbers emerged, with one wearing a mask. At gunpoint, one of the robbers ordered the victim to surrender her car keys; an order to which she obliged.

The two, after starting the ignition, pushed the victim into the car in an attempt to kidnap her as well. The mother of the victim, who could not withstand the daughter being kidnapped, pounced on Daniel Ikechukwu, held him and squeezed his balls hard.

Sensing danger, suspect Lucky took to his heels while Ikechukwu lay helplessly on the floor.

Police from Tesano were called to the scene and the suspect was arrested. Ikechukwu, according to the police, failed to give full details of his accomplice. Mr. Kyereme said Ikechukwu would be arraigned soon.
 
I'm requesting someone make a Fire11 style reply to this.

Ghana has too much porn. The steamy services cause unrest. If this woman had AK47, which is legal, she would not need to fondle balls.

Women on the street also causes problems. This can lead to animal abuse, which Hitler understood but Stalin did not. Because of langauge?

Too many trees.
 
Ghana has too much porn. The steamy services cause unrest. If this woman had AK47, which is legal, she would not need to fondle balls.

Women on the street also causes problems. This can lead to animal abuse, which Hitler understood but Stalin did not. Because of langauge?

Too many trees.

LOL
Now we know where Fire11 is from.
 
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He had a dagger. Criminal or no-criminal, if somebody is putting a kung-fu grip on your balls, first instinct is to stab them. Plain and simple. The guy was just a pussy.
 
Ghana has too much porn. The steamy services cause unrest. If this woman had AK47, which is legal, she would not need to fondle balls.

Women on the street also causes problems. This can lead to animal abuse, which Hitler understood but Stalin did not. Because of langauge?

Too many trees.
LMAO!!! That's a realllllly good fire11 impression, bro. :D Impressive impression is impressive. :cool:
 
LMAO!!! That's a realllllly good fire11 impression, bro. :D Impressive impression is impressive. :cool:

Brother, I can't hold a candle to the real thing.

aka - Fire11's latest sock puppet incarnation.


Police is governed by government policies.

I read somewhere that a police officer slapped a young man in Egypt and the revolution started.

Look at police violence against young and old protesters in USA.

Look at some 150 pet dogs shot dead by police in America for no reason at all since Obama arrived.

But nobody is fighting back to help young people and dogs.

No revolution is USA. Are American weak?

There are police dogs, military dogs, sniffer dogs, bomb detecting dogs, rescue dogs, helper dogs, pet dogs.

Street dogs kill rats and mice and bark at strangers.

Street dogs, Crows/Ravines, Cats, Snakes kill rats and mice.

The reason there is rats and mice population explosion in big cities is that people eliminate these "rat killers" from big cities.
 
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There seems to be some anatomical confusion.

The topic reads that she arrested the robber with his penis (I assume it was still attached, so perhaps that's what's meant?), but the article itself describes her as pinning him by the testicles.
 
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