Bohemian Grove Now Hiring!

[anaconda]

LOL Just saw this on Craig's List: (Shall we infiltrate?)

Now Hiring Servers/Bussers at the Bohemian Grove-no exp necessary (russian river)
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-04, 5:07PM PDT


Summer Jobs at the Bohemian Grove!

We are looking for enthusiastic, hardworking, people with a positive and gracious attitude to work our summer events.
Not all positions require experience if you have a willingness to learn and a positive attitude!

Spring Jinks May 26 – May 31
Summer Encampment July 7 – July 26

Servers
Bussers

Also hiring:
Valet Parkers
Member Shuttle Drivers
Baggage Handlers
Dishwashers
Employee Van Drivers


Apply online now at BCJobs.iapplicants.com

The Bohemian Grove is an Equal Opportunity Employer



* Compensation: 10.00+ per hour
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

 

[MRoCkEd]

haha
some of us should apply

 

[acptulsa]

Have a strong stomach and a willingness to have a camera implanted in you? Then you can do the Revolution a big service!!

 

[MRoCkEd]

 

[anaconda]

haha
some of us should apply

We could pass out free copies of The Revolution: A Manifesto in between bussing tables. I would hit up Henry Kissinger, GHW Bush, and David Gergen first. Gergen just to piss off even more as a tribute to Alex Jones.

 

[dannno]

OMG who is doing it!! I want to go..... I'm not really good at those type of jobs tho...


WHERE IS ALEX JONES?!!?! Where is WeAreChange?!!

HURRY!!

 

[anaconda]

OMG who is doing it!! I want to go..... I'm not really good at those type of jobs tho...


WHERE IS ALEX JONES?!!?! Where is WeAreChange?!!

HURRY!!

You should apply for "Baggage Handler" and plant GPS devices in their luggage. Then we can track them to Bilderberg.

 

[dannno]

You should apply for "Baggage Handler" and plant GPS devices in their luggage. Then we can track them to Bilderberg.

Damn that's a good idea!!

 

[PatriotG]

LOL, what an insane ad!

The only thing that missing is:

Busboys
Valet Parkers

Willing sacrificial lambs.

 

[dannno]

Bump

 

[weslinder]

They forgot the part about requiring young male applicants to have the willingness to perform sexual acts with members.

 

[Dark_Horse_Rider]

Sounds like the perfect job for Perank Stuhrs.

 

[Agent CSL]

Lol I totally swear my cat was talking to me this morning about owls on coins.

 

[dannno]

Lol I totally swear my cat was talking to me this morning about owls on coins.

Well???

Are you going to live up to your name or what

 

[akihabro]

Haha! I need to find out where this place is...somewhere around S.F. I'm a little far but I'd love to go check it out!.

 

[PatriotG]

Haha! I need to find out where this place is...somewhere around S.F. I'm a little far but I'd love to go check it out!.

About 45 miles north of SF.

Take Hwy 101 North.

Take the River Road exit.

Head west on River road, which will ultimatley take you right into the town of Monte Rio.

Stay on River Road until you come to a Left which is Bohemian Hwy!

Make a left onto "Bohemian Hwy"!

About 100 yards make another left onto Bohemian Ave.

Go about 600 yards and there is a dirt road to the right, you will not find on a map. And it has no name.

This will take you to the grove.

Good luck