This man, Rudolf Nureyev, guest starred on The Muppet Show in 1978. He got passed around like the village bike.
Of course, what Gen-Xer could forget Rock Hudson in The Martian Chronicles, which premiered in 1980...
And of course, this guy was pretty much everywhere on TV....
And this guy, too.....
And we all knew who this guy was, from TV appearances.....
The point is, My generation grew up as children being constantly entertained by people who actually put dicks in their anuses, and most of us love pussy.
I'm really not afraid of Spongebob's effect on children....