Bestest picture thread evaar! (The trilogy)

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[Anti Federalist]

Hot New Fashion Trend Has Men Dressing In Skirts, Dresses And 8 Inch Heels
http://endoftheamericandream.com/ar...n-dressing-in-skirts-dresses-and-8-inch-heels

For Browne, he figures that since we all wore similar clothing as babies that we should be able to do the same thing once we reach adulthood.

Well, there you go.

It's gone beyond feminization and is now crossing the line into infantalism.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Might be a smaller sign if they only listed what you can do in the park.

 

[Dr.3D]

Go home all except for government officials. Crispy gets to use the beach while everybody else has to go someplace else.

 

[The Rebel Poet]

Judges 3:12-23

[FONT=&quot]12 And the people of Israel again did what was evil in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord strengthened Eglon the king of Moab against Israel, because they had done what was evil in the sight of the Lord. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]13 He gathered to himself the Ammonites and the Amal′ekites, and went and defeated Israel; and they took possession of the city of palms. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]14 And the people of Israel served Eglon the king of Moab eighteen years.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]15 But when the people of Israel cried to the Lord, the Lord raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud, the son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man. The people of Israel sent tribute by him to Eglon the king of Moab. 16 And Ehud made for himself a sword with two edges, a cubit in length; and he girded it on his right thigh under his clothes. 17 And he presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab. Now Eglon was a very fat man. 18 And when Ehud had finished presenting the tribute, he sent away the people that carried the tribute. 19 But he himself turned back at the sculptured stones near Gilgal, and said, “I have a secret message for you, O king.” And he commanded, “Silence.” And all his attendants went out from his presence. 20 And Ehud came to him, as he was sitting alone in his cool roof chamber. And Ehud said, “I have a message from God for you.” And he arose from his seat. 21 And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly; 22 and the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the dirt came out. 23 Then Ehud went out into the vestibule,[a] and closed the doors of the roof chamber upon him, and locked them.

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[heavenlyboy34]

Judges 3:12-23
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cool story-"and the dirt came out"is a colorful Hebrew euphemism for "he defecated". That guy got run through pretty damn hard and sudden.

 

[Original_Intent]

cool story-"and the dirt came out"is a colorful Hebrew euphemism for "he defecated". That guy got run through pretty damn hard and sudden.

I always pictured him being disemboweled, but shitting himself makes sense, too.

 

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[heavenlyboy34]

I always pictured him being disemboweled, but shitting himself makes sense, too.

btw, I don't get why you put that story in response to that particular meme...is it a joke about tubby Christie I'm not getting?

 

[Origanalist]

Hot New Fashion Trend Has Men Dressing In Skirts, Dresses And 8 Inch Heels
http://endoftheamericandream.com/ar...n-dressing-in-skirts-dresses-and-8-inch-heels

Hot? According to WHO? A fucking EXPERT? People that try to say shit like this is in style need to get their dicks smashed with a sledgehammer, then thrown in the woods.

The destruction of the mental image of a healthy normal white male continues...

The heels give a resounding "come fuck me in the ass" vibe. Prison bitch pants on the ground look move on over.

 

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[heavenlyboy34]

Happy Treason Day, ya damn Colonial! ~hugs~

 

[Original_Intent]

btw, I don't get why you put that story in response to that particular meme...is it a joke about tubby Christie I'm not getting?

Since Rebel Poet posted the scriptural reference, you'd need to ask him for clarification. I'd guess you are correct,, the story is about a fat man getting run thru with a sword, so a reference to Christie seems likely.

 

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