Bestest picture thread evaar! (The trilogy)

[tod evans]

 

[Anti Federalist]

Yea, no kidding...I fly the friendly skies now and get grumpy grandmothers, effete metrosexuals, and trans-gendered black men.

Danke, do something!

1. My friend who's a flight attendant works with a male flight attendant who's name used to be Noel (pronounced like the Christmas word; not like a man's name) Lopez. He legally changed his name to Noel Sugarplum Fruitcake. Seriously. Next time you're flying United and someone with a "Fruitcake" name tag serves you, it's not a joke. (Oh and he's American, so I can't even blame this one on some language issue.)

http://hongkonghousewife.blogspot.hk/2011_06_01_archive.html

Why...?

Why am I not surprised...?

Fucking sky is getting a little too friendly.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Robert Cop reminds me of Meltman from Action League Now

Robert Cop!

The Furniture of Law Enforcement!

 

[Danke]

Yea, no kidding...I fly the friendly skies now and get grumpy grandmothers, effete metrosexuals, and trans-gendered black men.

Danke, do something!

Why fly another carrier to visit grandma, when you can take Untied and fly with grandma!

 

[Danke]

1. My friend who's a flight attendant works with a male flight attendant who's name used to be Noel (pronounced like the Christmas word; not like a man's name) Lopez. He legally changed his name to Noel Sugarplum Fruitcake. Seriously. Next time you're flying United and someone with a "Fruitcake" name tag serves you, it's not a joke. (Oh and he's American, so I can't even blame this one on some language issue.)

http://hongkonghousewife.blogspot.hk...1_archive.html


Why...?

Why am I not surprised...?

Fucking sky is getting a little too friendly.

I just flew with Fruitcake last month...nice guy actually, you two would hit it off well.

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Occam's Banana]

is that for real? lol

It is.

My parents would often put Dr. Pepper in my bottle when I was a baby.

(I don't know if this was why, but if it was, it didn't work ...)

 

[Suzanimal]

My parents would often put Dr. Pepper in my bottle when I was a baby.

(I don't know if this was why, but if it was, it didn't work ...)

That's because they were giving you the wrong thing. Dr Pepper makes you part of an original crowd.

 

[Suzanimal]

 

[Suzanimal]

‘Sh*t Happens’: UFC Fighter Poops Her Pants During a Bout

 

[Suzanimal]

 

[Suzanimal]

 

[Suzanimal]

Danke?

 

[Lamp]

 

[Anti Federalist]

‘Sh*t Happens’: UFC Fighter Poops Her Pants During a Bout

Bleah, brings that female fighting nasty to a whole new level of nasty.

I'd rather look at Wal Sharts...

 

[Anti Federalist]

 

[Anti Federalist]

 

[Anti Federalist]

 

[Anti Federalist]