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I found my spirit animal. I ate off my belly a lot when I was pregnant. It was awesome. I also used to sit cups on it - my boobies were big enough to hold it in place. :cool:

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You otter stop...

Lol. I did an ad/coloring book series promoting recycling to children for the local garbage service back when recycling was the new thing. The lead character was Oliver Otter and the litter bugs were called the "Rotters." The catch phrase was " You Otter recycle." :p
 

Awww..they're so cute and very hairy. I watched a video on otters and learned all about them. Unfortunately, they have a dark side and it's rather kinky. I, too have a dark side but I ain't got nothing on them.:eek: It's so bad I can't repeat it but google otters and baby seals.:eek::eek: I would never do that to a baby seal.:( I'm the kind of otter who wouldn't rape the babies of another species to death and I'm also not a necrophiliac. I'm the kind of otter that floats around, eats off it's stomach, and likes to hold hands. That drives Mr Animal nuts because I even try to hold his hand when he's driving. I don't think the otter is his spirit animal. I think he's more like a cat which is ironic because he's allergic to them. Actually, he doesn't really like animals at all. He said after the doge passes, I can't have anything else. I can keep planting butterfly bushes, feeding the birds, and letting the squirrels eat my strawberries but that's it. Oh, did you know they sell squirrel underwear on Amazon? True story. I almost bought some one night when I was drunk, lol.
 
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