Bestest picture thread evaar! (The trilogy)

[ChristianAnarchist]

 

[Carlybee]

 

[ghengis86]

The DW's son is going through this now. Found out the son's wife has been making him sleep in his oldest sons bunk bed because of "snoring." Bitch, go buy some earplugs or take your ass to the couch! Now, for the second time in the last 4 yrs. has threatened divorce. Initiated papers against him. Something regarding "bed and board" which is N.C. law that has six criterian to meet that are so vague in nature it shouldn't even be allowed into a court. I have my own issues with this male dominating (2 sons and a husband), liberal school teacher fairy princess. After talking with each other DW and I have counseled to just end it. Use whatever he needs from his 401k to hire a bulldog lawyer. All that matters is equal custody.
Personally I advised a P.I. If she's banished him from the bed for 2 yrs. she is getting something on the side. Guar-an-tee.

My grandma always said "if they're not getting it at home, they're getting somewhere else". Applied equally to men/women.

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Origanalist]

Flame away, I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Flame away, I thought it was pretty funny.

lulz IDK if most people under 30 will get it, tho...Murican history education, and all.

 

[otherone]

Flame away, I thought it was pretty funny.

Like Elmer Fudd

 

[heavenlyboy34]

 

[fedupinmo]

 

[Suzanimal]

My dad told me you throw up one middle finger to shoot a bird and you throw up a ten and wiggle them to shoot a flock of birds - that's for a crowd.

 

[fedupinmo]

My dad told me you throw up one middle finger to shoot a bird and you throw up a ten and wiggle them to shoot a flock of birds - that's for a crowd.

Steering wheel... you kneed it.

 

[Suzanimal]

Steering wheel... you kneed it.

Ya hold it in the road with your knees and point your fingers at 'em - a good stink eye helps. He taught me how to drive with my knees, too.

 

[tod evans]

Ya hold it in the road with your knees and point your fingers at 'em - a good stink eye helps. He taught me how to drive with my knees, too.

A true Southern driver can hold a beer between their legs and roll a joint while singing along with Charlie Daniels while barreling down a rutted dirt road....


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[Suzanimal]

A true Southern driver can hold a beer between their legs and roll a joint while singing along with Charlie Daniels while barreling down a rutted dirt road....


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Amen, brother. Drive it like ya stole it and put the pedal to the metal and use your horn as a brake.

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Origanalist]

 

[Origanalist]