Bestest picture thread evaar! (The trilogy)

[heavenlyboy34]

copsucker meme is copsucker

 

[Lucille]

copsucker meme is copsucker

Saw Doug Stanhope's two week long Horrible People "practicing talking" tour Friday, and he went off on the random cop killings, saying the killers were "stupid and lazy." "It's not like it's hard to find out the actual cop that killed the innocent person, and you would have had America behind you!" He's a big No Lives Matter guy. Then he went into his bit about how he's planned the aftermath of his suicide where his body is never recovered--before he does it though, he's going to make gloves with his fingerprints on them so people can do crimes and it will always be Doug Stanhope. LOL

Roseanne joined them for two shows!

 

[Danke]

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Thanks for sharing, HB!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Thanks for sharing, HB!

Glad you like it! ~hugs~

 

[Suzanimal]

^ Ha! That's what I thought of when I saw that gaping hole in the Lizard Queen's tongue.

Just made this:

Gianluca Vacchi is the real Most Interesting Man in the World.

Looks like he's wearing a woman's swim skirt.

 

[Suzanimal]

I prefer my seahorses remain undocumented.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I prefer my seahorses remain undocumented.

What do you have to hide, hmmmm?

 

[Occam's Banana]

I prefer my seahorses remain undocumented.

Or if the paperwork can't be avoided, you could just claim them as business seahorses ...

 

[ChristianAnarchist]

I prefer my seahorses remain undocumented.

Ya, we sure do need that goonerment to keep us safe from the multitudes of seahorses...

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Ya, we sure do need that goonerment to keep us safe from the multitudes of seahorses...

It's for the Greater Good, you know.

 

[Suzanimal]

Or if the paperwork can't be avoided, you could just claim them as business seahorses ...

Now that's just crazy, why in the heck would I have a business seahorse? I'm not a frickin' mermaid.

 

[dannno]

Now that's just crazy, why in the heck would I have a business seahorse? I'm not a frickin' mermaid.

Just tell them you are a plankton farmer.

 

[Danke]

Now that's just crazy, why in the heck would I have a business seahorse? I'm not a frickin' mermaid.

Oyarde has done well trading sea monkeys.

 

[oyarde]

I prefer my seahorses remain undocumented.

I used to sell seahorses when I was young, without documentation of course.

 

[Suzanimal]

Oyarde has done well trading sea monkeys.

Those sea monkeys are a rip off. I spent many a hard earned allowance ordering those things out of comic books and they never lived more than a week.

And they didn't look like that, either.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I used to sell seahorses when I was young, without documentation of course.

Nobody asked to see your papers?

 

[oyarde]

Nobody asked to see your papers?

LOL , No.

 

[Danke]

Nobody asked to see your papers?

He grew up on a reservation. They don't obey laws there.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

He grew up on a reservation. They don't obey laws there.

Neat! Was it a nice one, uncle Oyarde? The tribal lands vary wildly in quality, in my experience.

 

[Occam's Banana]

Now that's just crazy, why in the heck would I have a business seahorse? I'm not a frickin' mermaid.

Hey, I don't know ...

... I don't make the laws.

I just laugh about them ... or cry ...

... or shout at my computer ...

... or explain to my family & friends just how frickin' stupid all this frickin' crap is ...

... or explain to my cat just how frickin' stupid all this frickin' crap is ...

(... if none of my family or friends are available ...)

(... and sometimes even when they are ...)

(... my cat probably thinks humans are stupid frickin' fools ...)

(... my cat is probably right ...)

(... it doesn't seem to bother him much, though ...)

(... at least, not as long as he gets fed on time ...)

(... sometimes, I wish I could be my cat ...)

(... except for that part where some crazy guy makes lots of jibbery-jabbery noises at me ...)

(... especially while I'm just trying to nap or groom or play between meals ...)​