Bestest picture thread evaar! (The trilogy)

[Suzanimal]

 

[William Tell]

 

[Terry1]

 

[Suzanimal]

That tortoise means bizness.

Man Interrupts Tortoise Sex, World's Slowest Chase Scene Ensues

The male tortoise, none too happy about being caught in the act, proceeded to chase expedition leader Paul Rose and his cameraman with all the swiftness a tortoise can muster—which isn't saying much, at all.

http://gizmodo.com/man-interrupts-t...source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[heavenlyboy34]

 

[heavenlyboy34]

WTF, emplyers?!

 

[Suzanimal]

 

[Suzanimal]

 

[Suzanimal]

 

[DamianTV]

 

[fisharmor]

 

[Origanalist]

Um.....

 

[acptulsa]

Um.....

Doesn't sound like a missionary position...

 

[Suzanimal]

Doesn't sound like a missionary position...

No but it sounds like someone's on their knees.

 

[fisharmor]

 

[fisharmor]

Smooth.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

dupe.

 

[fisharmor]

 

[francisco]

Funny and hits close to home...

The WSJ had an article on this today

‘But You Never Said...’ Why Couples Remember Differently

The root of many arguments, memory is affected by mood and emotions

Joe and Carrie Aulenbacher pose in the den of their Erie, Pa., home with one of their two arcade games. The couple remembers differently whether they agreed to purchase one or two arcade games. Mr. Aulenbacher bought two, and they compromised by putting the second in his weight room. Photo: Ricky Rhodes for The Wall Street Journal

Carrie Aulenbacher remembers the conversation clearly: Her husband told her he wanted to buy an arcade machine he found on eBay. He said he’d been saving up for it as a birthday present to himself. The spouses sat at the kitchen table and discussed where it would go in the den.

Two weeks later, Ms. Aulenbacher came home from work and found two arcade machines in the garage—and her husband beaming with pride.

“What are these?” she demanded.

“I told you I was picking them up today,” he replied.

She asked him why he’d bought two. He said he’d told her he was getting “a package deal.” She reminded him they’d measured the den for just one. He stood his ground...

...Researchers know that spouses sometimes can’t even agree on concrete events that happened in the past 24 hours—such as whether they had an argument or whether one received a gift from the other. A study in the early 1980s, published in the journal “Behavioral Assessment,” found that couples couldn’t perfectly agree on whether they had sex the previous night.

Women tend to remember more about relationship issues than men do. When husbands and wives are asked to recall concrete relationship events, such as their first date, an argument or a recent vacation, women’s memories are more vivid and detailed.

But not necessarily more accurate. When given a standard memory test where they are shown names or pictures and then asked to recall them, women do just about the same as men...

Read More:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/but-you-never-said-why-couples-remember-differently-1427131128

 

[tod evans]

Training good girls I see......