Be Wary of Wonktards

[inibo]

Haha, "end inflation except for blimps" is actually a pretty good slogan. I could use that one.

I kinda liked "Restore the Articles of Confederation"

We could do a lot worse.

 

[Soccrmastr]

you guys are all retarded. ZOMG NEW CONSPIRACY WONKETTE TO SABOTAGE US zomg!!!1!!!!!111!!!1!! beware!

 

[Kludge]

you guys are all retarded. ZOMG NEW CONSPIRACY WONKETTE TO SABOTAGE US zomg!!!1!!!!!111!!!1!! beware!

Wonkettes are all reptilians cronies sent by NWO!!!!!!!!

 

[Oyate]

Well heres a story...
THere was a guy with a hat and painted body that said "Fuck our Govt!" and the police state went into action to remove him. I was listening on the radios and the finally came to the conclusion of "Forget it, let him be" - I started clapping and I said "First amendment baby!"

That was a strange incident. Capitol Hill Police initially told me "that guy has to go. No profanity" and I just looked at the guy. I mean, by what authority do I take action? What gives me the right to tell some guy he can't say what he wants at a FREEDOM rally? And what am I supposed to do about it anyways? Make the guy disappear? I'm like, see my shirt? It says R3VOlUTION MARSHAL not "law enforcement officer".

Regardless, a massive effort then ensues to locate and monitor the guy as the cop says he's gonna go talk to his captain. I'm like "yeah, maybe that's a good idea". And word comes back that "we'll consider this protected free speech".

Oh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally?????? Gee, what a concept! I mean, you'd almost think this thing is about the CONSTITUTION or something.

Those cops were great. Total professionals. But cops are funny sometimes. You have to understand the mentality. But because of our patriotism and good nature and friendly spirits, we got to bend the rules not once, not twice but....pretty much repeatedly throughout the event.

So congrads people. You demonstrated to law enforcement in our nation's capitol that we can be trusted. Even if we're boisterous and exhuberant and occasionally....crass, we're good and responsible people. Who can party their asses off.

 

[AxXiom]

Heres a Funny Man. . .

I hope you can eat that sign in the Gulag, bud. I won't toss an apple core over the fence for ya..



Wonker here

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/wonkette/

AxXiom

 

[Kludge]

Pushing the gay stereotype of libertarians...?



Diggin' the Atlas Shrugged flag though

 

[Brent Canada]

 

[amy31416]

They will rue the day they mocked us, and posted pictures of themselves on the internets.

Have at it you photoshop gurus!