Be Wary of Wonktards

[brandon]

I am an undercover reptilian. I only tell you because now you'll think that I'm not because an undercover reptilian would never admit it.

Alex Jones is also a reptilian, we work hand in hand with Ron Paul, Bob Barr and Chuck Baldwin to brainwash you into thinking libertarianism is... libertarianism. However, it isn't because you haven't been wearing your tinfoil hats, you naughty children... We've tampered with your brain so that when we are pushing statism, you think we're pushing libertarianism. Most people are actually libertarians and you all are our sleepers to one day rebel against the libertarians...

Bwaaaahahahahahaha!

IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a

 

[RonPaulFanInGA]

I am an undercover reptilian. I only tell you because now you'll think that I'm not because an undercover reptilian would never admit it.

Alex Jones is also a reptilian, we work hand in hand with Ron Paul, Bob Barr and Chuck Baldwin to brainwash you into thinking libertarianism is... libertarianism. However, it isn't because you haven't been wearing your tinfoil hats, you naughty children... We've tampered with your brain so that when we are pushing statism, you think we're pushing libertarianism. Most people are actually libertarians and you all are our sleepers to one day rebel against the libertarians...

Bwaaaahahahahahaha!

Oh my...it's true!

 

[Kludge]

This one wins.

 

[Virginia Libertarian]

My God I hope there aren't any outside forces that try to sabotage this rally by getting violent

 

[Roxi]

My God I hope there aren't any outside forces that try to sabotage this rally by getting violent

LOL when i read this i thought of old black and white movies MY GOD, The Space craft is on its way

or some common substitutions
HOLY JEEPERS BATMAN
HOLY SMOKES JEEBUS
HOLY CANOLI



and stop pointing at my refrigerator, it will one day hold revolution cola, so you may NOT call it a wonktard

 

[RonPaulFanInGA]

Any obvious Wonktards at the march?

 

[The_Orlonater]

20 Wwonktards vs. 25,000 RP supporters?


I can count Wonktard!!!1


Yayz.

 

[NH4RonPaul]

Why isn't there anything in the press? I heard there were 8,000 people there.

 

[Acala]

Just got back

It was great!!!! A huge turnout. Beautiful! A small city of Patriots shouting for freedom in the Capital. Some great speakers also - culminating with the Good Doctor himself.

I heard 8,000 also. That sounds about right

 

[NH4RonPaul]

Why DC is F'd Up

20 Wwonktards vs. 25,000 RP supporters?

I can count Wonktard!!!1

Yayz.

Yup -- they admitted they got about 10 Wonktards at best to drink and I guess they did not dare cause trouble seeing they were outnumbered by oh, about 7,990?

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

This my friends is what you have for 'interns' in DC and why the country is so screwed up.

They must be former students of IB. In any case they sure know how to make asses of themselves -- well hey they must be Democrats anyway, so that makes sense.

They must be leftovers from the Gerry Studds/Barney Frank era.

 

[NH4RonPaul]

Who knew

Any obvious Wonktards at the march?

Apparently they were so drunk and drugged up they lost their way and only about 10 of them made it there.

But, then again, did anyone think you could run such a vacuous website as Wonkette and NOT be drunk or on drugs while writing those totally useless and mindless articles that waste the vast amount of bandwidth there?

Who knew.

 

[RonPaulFanInGA]

On Wonkette.com (I need to stop promoting these fools, I know), their little get-together looks just pathetic.

Here is a picture of the Wonktards at the rally:

Did anyone here see them?

 

[SnappleLlama]

I didn't see the Wonktards at the rally....I think everyone just ignored them.

 

[Shii]

On Wonkette.com (I need to stop promoting these fools, I know), their little get-together looks just pathetic.

Here is a picture of the Wonktards at the rally:

Haha, "end inflation except for blimps" is actually a pretty good slogan. I could use that one.

 

[mlmvh]

I had a fantastic time at the march & rally!! I did witness some "Wonktard" like behavior though, unfortunately. A fat, drunk shirtless guy who had campaign buttons on his skin (???) stood near me at the left end of the stage, constantly yelling out rambling, incoherent agreements with the speakers, but making it difficult for people around him to hear the speakers, even after everyone around him constantly told him to shut up! And, he even did it during Ron Paul's speech. I was livid! He was the most obnoxious drunkard that I've ever seen in my life, and I've been to plenty of college football games, rock concerts, etc.

 

[SnappleLlama]

I had a fantastic time at the march & rally!! I did witness some "Wonktard" like behavior though, unfortunately. A fat, drunk shirtless guy who had campaign buttons on his skin (???) stood near me at the left end of the stage, constantly yelling out rambling, incoherent agreements with the speakers, but making it difficult for people around him to hear the speakers, even after everyone around him constantly told him to shut up! And, he even did it during Ron Paul's speech. I was livid! He was the most obnoxious drunkard that I've ever seen in my life, and I've been to plenty of college football games, rock concerts, etc.

I was next to a guy who kept screaming "Dr. PAUL!! Dr. PAUL!!" because he wanted Dr. Paul to talk to him. He was sort of arguing with some of the marshalls, and was trying to talk everyone around him into demanding Dr. Paul's presence. He said stuff like, "Come on, guys, if you want Dr. Paul over here, you've got to help me!" I really wanted to talk to Ron Paul, but I wasn't about to demand that he come over to our group. I thought it was bad enough that this 72-year-old man was standing patiently in the heat, signing books and talking to people before he had even given his speech.

I lurve the good doctor!!

 

[berrybunches]

I had a fantastic time at the march & rally!! I did witness some "Wonktard" like behavior though, unfortunately. A fat, drunk shirtless guy who had campaign buttons on his skin (???) stood near me at the left end of the stage, constantly yelling out rambling, incoherent agreements with the speakers, but making it difficult for people around him to hear the speakers, even after everyone around him constantly told him to shut up! And, he even did it during Ron Paul's speech. I was livid! He was the most obnoxious drunkard that I've ever seen in my life, and I've been to plenty of college football games, rock concerts, etc.

OMG! That guy was retarded! He clapped at inappropriate times too. I was very near him - the girl wearing the skirt and peach shirt that had the sign that said 'Ron Paul is my president'

 

[Oyate]

I don't know if our Marshal Kat identified the Wonktard, but we did see one guy that was disruptive beyond the point of political statement.

After he fell over a young lady and almost kicked her young toddler over we decided to take action. Hey, if you want to be a jerk, be a jerk but don't start knocking over our women and children.

Send this message to every Wonktard on every board: you were and are welcome among us to express your st Amendment rights to free speech, but where we have entered into agreement with our brothers and sisters in uniform to hold a family oriented event, that is exactly what we're gonna do and your drunk, violent, aggressive and boisterous editor was watched and handled with all care despite the fact that you were being violent and aggressive. So rather than directly accuse you of inciting violence, premeditated violence, and rather than tell you our continuing response, perhaps we should get together for ice cream in a neutral territory. And I don't mind saying that you should send your women to negotiate because your "braves" were not all that impressive.

We got 10,000 real men over here. Your women must be bored of you.

Ladies, we got 10,000 real men who mean what they say and say what they mean. We all make money, we're not on welfare. Ditch the Wonktard lazy-assed hippy and get with a real man.

How you like that Wonkette? Hear me Wonkette? Hey Wonkette editor, was that you we packaged for transport? How do you like being humbled Mr. Wonkette editor? You really did your people proud by falling over a young lady and her toddler. Go brag about this on your blogs. You endangered a female and one of our children. And you are on the list.

Big, bald, fat guy, drunk as hell, endangering a family event. Good job Wonkette. I suppose that you are proud of yourselves Wonkette. let it be known, we will never again allow you to endanger our women and our children. Would it were different, we would have protected your right to free speech and we would have babysitted your kids in the best of care and we don't care whether you agree with us or not.

That's all I can say. I'm full of rage at you. You allowed your personal grip with us to endanger our women and children.

Say this to the Wonktards because I can't keep a civil tongue any longer.

-Oyate

 

[Oyate]

rip up every flower
piss on every lawn
that's what the Wonktards do
the screw up every morn'
they screw up every night
they screw up every day
they're so effective all they do?
no difference any way.
now watch to the right and left of you
and watch behind your back
you cannot ever know for sure when the Wonktards will attack
but one thing you know for sure,
tell you this and you will need no cure,
only speak the Peace and no delay and
cannot be violated or even desecrated and see,
in expiality, it looks easy to us because we are on the bus
anytime our freedoms are in threat, try to knock it
anytime our people are in motion, here to rock it
Gotta go, gotta go, you can try and beat me with your bat

You can go with this or you can go with that
You can go with this or you can go with that
You can go with this or you can go with that
You can go with this. cause we're where it's at.

Ya'll loud mouths wanna talk to me?
Wipe your snot off, wipe your feet.
Carpet cleaning is costing me.
Do-wa-dippity.

(props to Black Sheep, yeah y'all knows what I'm sayin)

 

[Joseph Hart]

Well heres a story...
THere was a guy with a hat and painted body that said "Fuck our Govt!" and the police state went into action to remove him. I was listening on the radios and the finally came to the conclusion of "Forget it, let him be" - I started clapping and I said "First amendment baby!"