LOL A local station was just updating this, and the anchor wrapped up by saying, 'No word yet on whether formal charges will be brought against Officer Bryan--Darren Wilson...'
This prompts another song parody! To the tune of I Get Around:
I saw this guy a-walkin'
and I ran my big mouth
He didn't just comply
and then it quickly went south
I gunned him down
With a few dozen rounds
Left him lie on the ground
No dashcam vid to be found
We rolled out the bearcat
'cause it's never been beat
Displayed a show of force
that no one could defeat
I gunned him down
With a few dozen rounds
Left him lie on the ground
No ambulance was around
We shot a bunch of gas
at the protesting crowds
Made them all go home
with unearthly loud sounds
I gunned him down
With a few dozen rounds
Left him lie on the ground
Then we turned out the hounds
We attacked with rubber bullets
from our DHS friends
Soon we'll ask for more
so our fun never ends
I gunned him down
With a few dozen rounds
Left him lie on the ground
No justice here to be found