But it would be secular and more inclusive, and how many hundreds of people are not going to be willing to log on at any time during family time on Christmas Day?
I was going to say something along the lines of, "Don't be fatuous, Paulites." But I digress...
I agree it would be über cool to do this as a viral video. One technique would be to identify all the words we want Paul to say in the video (all, your, donations, are, belong, to, us) and find him speaking those words in his myriad youtube clips. Then it's probably not too terribly difficult to cut and splice those words into sentences. We could superimpose the spliced speech over either static images of Paul, or videos of Paul talking sternly. Like at the UNH debate when he wagged his finger while proclaiming the source of his marching orders.
I dunno, it sounds like a blast, but we'd need to hone the concept quite a bit, and hopefully find someone who's savvy with multimedia composition tools.