A new prank called SWATting allows police to search and seize.

[acptulsa]

I doubt I would even acknowledge your existence, cop or otherwise. I guess you better hope you never end up on one of my operating tables.

Ha! You wouldn't know acptulsa from Adam on your operating table. That said, I would fervently hope never to wind up there. God knows what healthy organs you might not like the look of, while you're in there. In any case, such an authoritarian is unlikely to have a flexible enough intellect to be able to handle a situation where everything does not go 'by the book.' And I've seen no sign that you're an exception to this.

In any case, if the only staff you'll work with are those who strive to be inhumanly perfect, I don't trust them. And I don't trust you to patiently work with anyone. So, I'd much rather have a surgeon who is more concerned with my condition than your authority, thank you. Much rather.

And I can sure see how dogmatically you'd stick to your diagnosis, no matter what evidence might later prove it wrong!

So, Great Surgeon, don't you have better things to do? Like brushing up on your Hippocratic Oath? Note I did not say your hypocrtitical oath...

 

[pcosmar]

I doubt I would even acknowledge your existence, cop or otherwise. I guess you better hope you never end up on one of my operating tables.

Zuras. more like YurAss.

 

[acptulsa]

There are lots of cynical, stupid, and pointless sayings. "A good deed never goes unpunished". Congrats, you found one. Now find the statute, not the saying.

Oh, sorry old King Cole. Did you want a pipe, a bowl and a violin trio as well?

 

[amy31416]

I doubt I would even acknowledge your existence, cop or otherwise. I guess you better hope you never end up on one of my operating tables.

I think that if it's actually true that you cut people open and mess around with their insides for a living, we all hope that we, or even our worst enemies, don't end up on one of your tables.

Some of your training materials?

It takes a very steady hand!

 

[Paulitical Correctness]

Zuras. more like YurAss.

Elementary insults are still hilarious to me.

PS - Zuras, your mom said I "play doctor" better than you ever will.

Back on topic, though...

It makes the cops look better to "bust" someone whose home they've accidentally just raided. Looks like less of a mistake.

 

[Zuras]

Ha! You wouldn't know acptulsa from Adam on your operating table. That said, I would fervently hope never to wind up there. God knows what healthy organs you might not like the look of, while you're in there. In any case, such an authoritarian is unlikely to have a flexible enough intellect to be able to handle a situation where everything does not go 'by the book.' And I've seen no sign that you're an exception to this.

I'm sure he'd be the first patient I'd get with his head lodged up his rectum, swearing at all the staff about how it was all someone else's fault. And you'd be surprised at how formulaic medicine is. One big flowchart littered with greek/latin/IUPAC names. You watch too much TV.

And I can sure see how dogmatically you'd stick to your diagnosis, no matter what evidence might later prove it wrong!

So, Great Surgeon, don't you have better things to do? Like brushing up on your Hippocratic Oath? Note I did not say your hypocrtitical oath...

Awesome. Intellectually inflexible dogmatic hypocrite. Adding that, bolded, right on the bottom of the old curricula vitae. You guys are giving me quite the list, what with your amazing mixture of childish illogic and telepathy. I'll have to add a whole other page.

 

[pcosmar]

Elementary insults are still hilarious to me.

Thanks.
Just poking the troll.

I really like the "My daddy says" intellectual argument.