Hey! The transfer of power's inevitable. Y'all be livin' too long and I want what's comin' to me fer all my hard WORK! Y'all don't need no social security anyways. Y'all be gettin' fiat notes pumped in to stimulate the economy while y'all's still alive. I just get the shit-end of it, and I ain't takin' it. I'm thinkin' we ought'a just tax Roth IRAs TWICE! That'll show those filthy pigs -- most of 'em probably investin' overseas and not in America anyways and then we runnin' 'round wonderin' why them Mexicans got our jobs, eatin' our food, and gittin' our wimmins.
Y'know, I go down to Home Depot and you know what I see? Bunch'a'em beaners standin' in the parkin' lot trying to git paid. I need'ta work and they're o'er there gittin all my money. Just need'ta drink more'n I'll get my job back... That's why I was down there in the first place! Try'n' ta' git some wood so I can build some fences or sumthin' cuz people 'round here ain't got no fences up like they try'n' ta be friendly all that crap.
Lemme tell ya', I could go on all day about them ILLEGAL immgrants but I won't cuz they not even close to as big a problem as them old folks bein' lazy and spendin' all my shit on their shit cuz they think they entitled to my cold hard CASH cuz I'm round here workin' and they just bein' OOOOoooold! You know what?? When I get old and my scrotum gits all scraggly, I's gittin like... thirteen-hundred kids and I'm gunna claim them on my taxes to show those old beaners who's whose. Who's whose...? Idunno.
Time to get some shut-eye I thinks.