]Good gravy there's so much misinformation in this thread already I'm not sure where to start.
Let me just throw some verifiable facts out.
Beer has been around since like 4000BC.
Hundreds of years before Galileo, churches were installing astronomical clocks capable of predicting stellar events. Churches were hubs of scientific activity.
There was no monolithic institution prior to the Scholastic period. The first thousand years of Church history is a history of sorting out internal heresies. If you don't know what the terms "Nestorian", "Pelagian", "Arian", or "Monophysite" mean, you don't really have a chance of understanding how non-monolithic things were. Each of these ideas goes back as many as 1800 years and yet still exists today somewhere, and the reason is precisely because it never occurred to anyone to put them down violently.
In this sense #6 on the list is pretty wrong. The Scism of 1054 was a long time in the making. It didn't just happen one day.