Dearest Rupert,
Thank you so much for last night's debate. Your insistence on giving your golden boy and fellow Bilderberger a nice fat steak beforehand was priceless. We can't begin to describe how fair it is that one of the contestants on the stage was treated to a balanced meal by you, and none of the others were invited. Furthermore, if you hadn't given Perry the preponderance of the face time during the broadcast, he might not have fallen on that same face.
Oh, and thank you so much for trying to split our vote by including Gary Johnson. After you spent the last four years doing everything you could think of to demonize Ron Paul, we can't describe how helpful it is to have someone on the stage voicing reason and sanity without the weight of all those preconceptions. As you can see, he's trending very well in the social media. We are hopeful that after all of these formerly brainwashed people get used to the idea of supporting a man who places principle above war profiteering and sanity above cronyism, they'll be too spoiled to go back to the lesser of evils. Then, once they are weaned and thanks to your refusal to tar Gary long enough for love of liberty to catch on, we feel confident that we can 'deprogram' your watchers and add their support to our own.
Now, I realize that these may have been less a fine and high minded attempt to help us out, and more in the way of miscalculations on your part. But, whatever the cause, we feel that warm thanks are due. So, thank you Rupert, and please keep up the good work. Who knows? Some of us might even pray for you in your attempt to salvage the reputation of your organization despite the recent revelation of your true colors in Britain.
Very sincerely,
Ron Paul supporters worldwide.
