It's that time again!
OFFICIAL 1/16/2012 GOP DEBATE DRINKING RULES
by @kylejack
1. Ron Paul says "The Constitution": Slap hand on table while saying "The Constitution" and take a drink.
2. Santorum seems angry: Throw any nearby object and take a drink
3. Santorum claims he would be better than Romney against Obama: Chuckle, roll eyes, and take a drink
4. Gingrich takes offense to a question, an attack ad, a comment from a fellow candidate, or media bias: Cry loudly and take a drink
5. Rick Perry answers a non-jobs question by referring to his jobs record: Pay yourself $7.25 an hour and take a drink.
6. A candidate refers to America as “the greatest country in the world”: Take a drink and file for unemployment.
7. Any candidate or moderator mentions Pawlenty, Cain, Bachmann, or Huntsman: Somberly say "May he/she rest in peace." and take a drink.
8. Anyone mentions 9-9-9 Plan: Pound fist on table 3 times while saying “NEIN NEIN NEIN!” Take a drink.
9. Any of these happen: "Vulture Capitalist", Romney chuckles nervously, Perry mentions Tim Tebow, Perry says AMERIKUH, anyone mentions Stephen Colbert, anyone mentions NDAA, "class warfare", "job creators", "Obamacare", "Socialism"/"Socialist", "Ponzi scheme", Ronald Reagan: Take a drink
DRINK FINISHERS
DF1. Any candidate advocates extrajudicial assassination of Americans or Iranian scientists or anyone else = FINISH YOUR DRINK
DF2. Perry says Marines shouldn't be prosecuted for pissing on dead Afghans, or compares it to Patton peeing in a river = FINISH YOUR DRINK
DF3. The audience does something atrocious (e.g. cheering hundreds killed with the death penalty, booing a gay soldier asking a question, etc.) = FINISH YOUR DRINK
OFFICIAL 1/16/2012 GOP DEBATE DRINKING RULES
by @kylejack
1. Ron Paul says "The Constitution": Slap hand on table while saying "The Constitution" and take a drink.
2. Santorum seems angry: Throw any nearby object and take a drink
3. Santorum claims he would be better than Romney against Obama: Chuckle, roll eyes, and take a drink
4. Gingrich takes offense to a question, an attack ad, a comment from a fellow candidate, or media bias: Cry loudly and take a drink
5. Rick Perry answers a non-jobs question by referring to his jobs record: Pay yourself $7.25 an hour and take a drink.
6. A candidate refers to America as “the greatest country in the world”: Take a drink and file for unemployment.
7. Any candidate or moderator mentions Pawlenty, Cain, Bachmann, or Huntsman: Somberly say "May he/she rest in peace." and take a drink.
8. Anyone mentions 9-9-9 Plan: Pound fist on table 3 times while saying “NEIN NEIN NEIN!” Take a drink.
9. Any of these happen: "Vulture Capitalist", Romney chuckles nervously, Perry mentions Tim Tebow, Perry says AMERIKUH, anyone mentions Stephen Colbert, anyone mentions NDAA, "class warfare", "job creators", "Obamacare", "Socialism"/"Socialist", "Ponzi scheme", Ronald Reagan: Take a drink
DRINK FINISHERS
DF1. Any candidate advocates extrajudicial assassination of Americans or Iranian scientists or anyone else = FINISH YOUR DRINK
DF2. Perry says Marines shouldn't be prosecuted for pissing on dead Afghans, or compares it to Patton peeing in a river = FINISH YOUR DRINK
DF3. The audience does something atrocious (e.g. cheering hundreds killed with the death penalty, booing a gay soldier asking a question, etc.) = FINISH YOUR DRINK
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