Occam's Banana

ph shit, my message actually wnt thought. but imagine there's booze in yha ydrink

Thank you.

I normally keep up with Remy but somehow I missed this one.:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7PUrgU3N0

1. Obviously. Who doesn't want to look longer slimmer and yellower?
2. He does. His favorite is the obscure Blue Raspberry that can only be found in select gas station icee machines.
3. You will not find me on a boat in my costume during the day-o or night-o and especially not when drinking rum-o. I do not hang with the 6 foot, 7 foot, or 8 foot bunch, either. I'm only 5' 4" and being stacked next to them would ruin the elongating effect of my outfit. Plus, the tally man sounds creepy. I don't want a drunk man tallying my banana. Unprotected tallying sounds like a good way to get Panama disease.

I saw a banana costume at the thrift store today. It was so sad. I thought about buying it but we already have a banana costume - my youngest son is into bananas. He's a weird dude. And then I thought about trying to rehome it on Poshmark because it's super cute but my closet already has enough of that kind of stuff. I'm a bit of a collector of oddities. Then I thought - OMG, that's probably Occam's hand me down.

The headline made me think of you.:D Also, I grew up within three miles of the CDC and my dad used to worry about something getting out.:eek:

Occam’s Condom
According to the CDC—which is right here in Atlanta, and I fear I’ll get an STD every time I drive by it
http://takimag.com/article/occams_condom_jim_goad#axzz5FU3Azqrk

Derp, I accidentally put this on my own Visitor Message.:o I didn't even know you could send yourself a visitor message. I suppose anything's possible. I've sent myself PMs before when I was trying to send one to someone else. I think I'm going to send ya a PM. Something funny (odd with a ha) happened and I'm dying to tell someone.

I'm going to test another banana in the pool today. I was wondering if the first one floated because of the potassium so I googled it and, guess what? I think I'm on to something.

I feel like Newton sitting under an apple tree discovering gravity - except with bananas and floating in a pool.

Why does potassium float In water?

Potassium floats in water because it is lighter than water.

When we say this, it means that the density of potassium is less than that of water.

https://www.quora.com/Why-does-potassium-float-In-water

When I googled Banana Clown to get that pic I posted, I got a bunch of images of snakes *eww*. Anyway, I wondered why all those snake pics came up so I click on one and find out there is a banana clown snake.



http://www.worldofballpythons.com/morphs/banana-clown/

See, if you're not careful, ya learn something new everyday.

Did you know that bananas float?

Yay! The banana is back and sporting a festive Santa hat.

Banana Bucks

You have your own Lego minifig

I profile stalk you, I get banana float ad's. When I profile stalk Danke, I get ad's for foreign brides.

Right after I posted your summer fun photo I went shopping at Macys. When I came back to RPF's this is the ad that came up....

Looks like you've been enjoying your summer.

When did your balls disappear? I took a few weeks off and noticed everyone was neutered.