Occam's Banana

Someone's been dicking with your rep bars!

The latest beauty product.

An impostor!!!



Btw, I'm having rep issues. Franzia overdose is probably how I'll end up going. I read somewhere it has arsenic in it...

I also had an accident and (surprisingly) Franzia wasn't involved. I slipped and broke my fall with my eye. This was taken right after I got stitches - can't really see them good, my eye is too swollen. The bruising hadn't started yet, it looks much worse now. I was really doped up when this was taken and could barely hold my good eye open.

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Your ex?

This is an MRI of a banana. Kinda neat.

For real...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzCrsuTRfmo

A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana

You're the most 'a-peeling' of the whole bunch!
Happy VD, Banana!

No boating today!!!



5 Food Superstitions for Friday the 13th

1. Bananas On a Boat: Bringing a banana on a boat has long been thought to be unlucky. The superstition started with fishermen who believed that the presence of a banana would bring bad luck for that day's catch. Others take the myth more seriously, thinking that a banana on a boat will bring death. According to the Los Angeles Times, modern day sailors and boaters are still extremely superstitious when it comes to bananas. Many captains go a step further than banning the yellow fruit, and also prohibit Banana Republic and Fruit of the Loom clothing.

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/food-superstitions

Is this what you look like when you're mad?

One of your signs from 2012?

You better hide your Banana Armour, just in case...You don't want to go to jail, I hear prisoners find Bananas "apeeling".

Your Tinder profile? I would've never guessed you're a 19 year old girl named Kenny.

Banana boogers?

Your shenanigans...I am approve.

Family reunion?

Interesting....Occam Banana's cat looks like a member of the Klan wrapped in a picnic blanket.
And why in the hell is he eating your banana???

Your Emu or Ostrich? I always get them confused.

Your cat?

Your dog?

I love the banana avatar. Plus, the other dude was creepy. How long did you have it changed before someone noticed? I repped you as soon as I saw it in the thread about forum changes. I read the thread and left thinking something was wrong so I went back, reread it and noticed your goofy new avatar.