I would give a teaching in economics. I would start by reading to them, Economics in One Lesson by Henry Hazlitt (1946)
I would then read them Essay on the Nature of Commerce in General by Richard Cantillon (1732)
After that:
A Treatise on Political Economy by Jean-Baptiste Say (1803)
All...
It's possible. Especially after watching the terrible calls that the Titans got against Baltimore, I came to believe that there might be some dealing going on.
You're an asshole. If you think this thread is stupid, then go away and don't read it anymore.
This is actually a serious ethical question, very smart people have answered in the opposite way you have. Immanuel Kant said that you shouldn't lie to the murderer.