Recent content by asgardshill

Well, if the "voluntary" part ever changes, I'll be the first one carrying a pitchfork and lighting a torch. But until then ...

Well, if you filmed the scene on a giant frying pan and put the cell phones in later (trivially easy to do with photographic special effects) ...

Now I feel terrible. All I did on the Fourth was watch a few fireworks and hork down a bunch of brisket.

Signed, with great justice.

1. But, he's for change. 2. The American people haven't been paying their fair share in taxes. Good government isn't free and all of you freeloaders better get with the program, open your wallets, and shut your yaps. 3. He's not white. White people have gotten us into the morass we're in...

I think I'd go for the Galactic Empire model myself. Pretty much a Machiavellian paradise, at least for me. It would suck for everybody else, but hey this is MY fantasy, not yours.

I'm holding something (leer, drool) ... (A mug of iced tea, actually. I was stupid and didn't keep hydrated today and now I'm paying for it.)

I banked mine. It should cover a meal or two and some tacky souvenirs in Beijing when I go on the 4th of August.

How do you feel that the government was at fault for your layoff? As for becoming a cop: Pros: Job security, public service, decent pay, company car, (sometimes) strong union, good pastries. Cons: Many on RPF will call you the Antichrist, crappy pay considering that you're risking your life...

+1 You called it precisely. Some of the rhetoric by some people on this site goes beyond the pale.

Do you live here?

How big a shithole does somewhere have to be before the PTB declare it off-limits? Sure the place looks like Beirut in some areas, but there are parts of Detroit (and every other major US city) that make Oniontown look like the country club during the social season. Its just bizarre to me that...

Ever play Bobbing For Apples when you were a kid? Same principle. (In other news, sales of fried turkeys dropped propitiously this Thanksgiving. Experts are at a loss to explain why.)

Look up the term "beard" in the Urban Dictionary ;)

Kabar? THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS! Victorinox? THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS! Ginsu? THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS! Buck? THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS! Leatherman? THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS! Gerber? THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS! Here is your future. Live it love it obey it.