Woman, 62, Jailed For Felony Battery After Kissing Cop On The Nose

green73

Member
Joined
Dec 3, 2007
Messages
13,670
A Florida woman is jailed on a felony battery on a law enforcement officer charge after she allegedly kissed a cop on the nose.

Peggy Hill, 62, was arrested late Saturday evening outside her Bradenton residence by Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies who had arrived at the home in response to a call about a dispute between Hill and a neighbor about a fence between their properties.

As Hill was conversing with Sergeant Randy Lamb, “she approached him and kissed him on his nose against his will.” Lamb, an 18-year veteran, stepped away from Hill and “wiped off the saliva from his nose,” according to an arrest report. With the help of another deputy, Lamb “gently” took Hill to the ground and handcuffed her.

In a post-arrest interview, Hill said that Lamb “was being aggressive towards her,” and that “the thought just popped in her head to kiss him on his nose, so she kissed him on his nose.” Hill told deputies that she had consumed “about 3 glasses of wine” before deputies arrived at her home.

Pictured in the above mug shot, the retired Hill was booked into the county jail early Sunday for felony battery. She is being held in lieu of $5000 bond and is scheduled for a July 19 court appearance.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cop-kiss-results-in-felony-battery-charge-786543
 
Peggy Hill, 62, was arrested late Saturday evening

Wait, wut?

tumblr_lhia109XUL1qbjjnvo1_500.png
 
Once upon a time, a big, strong cop would actually be embarassed to press a charge of felony battery against a sixty-two year old woman. Ah, those were the days...

At this rate, when Jesus stages his Second Coming some cop will arrest him for assaulting his fist with His other cheek.
 
Once upon a time, a big, strong cop would actually be embarassed to press a charge of felony battery against a sixty-two year old woman. Ah, those were the days...

At this rate, when Jesus stages his Second Coming some cop will arrest him for assaulting his fist with His other cheek.
lulz :D 'Tis funny cuz it's true. :(
 
Once upon a time, a big, strong cop would actually be embarassed to press a charge of felony battery against a sixty-two year old woman. Ah, those were the days...

At this rate, when Jesus stages his Second Coming some cop will arrest him for assaulting his fist with His other cheek.

Thats because cops today are giant pussies. They push, prod and provoke. They strut around with arms the size of coconuts and give little old ladies the thousand yard stare. But when met with the slightest bit of resistance they stomp up and down, turn beat red, rant and rave. And when there well deserved kick in the teeth arrive, they panic, hike up their skirts as if a mouse just ran through the kitchen, call in the rest of the goon squad to take down one 120 pound woman with tazers (if she is lucky) further illustrating just how paranoid and pathetically terrified they are of everyday citizens.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top