What is under the RPF Christmas Tree?

jdmyprez_deo_vindice

jdmyprez_deo_vindice

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The idea in this thread is to pick a fellow forum member (or members) and tell what you would like to give them for Christmas. It can be funny or serious but most of all let's just forget the normal crap we worry about and just have some fun with it.

I am going to start with Casey Jones.... I am giving Casey a bag of apples and some chocolate chip cookies.
 
Im giving Icucme Ocedia some red velvet cupcakes to take on the next flight, a pair of RP booty shorts and an evil kitten.
 
Were it in my power to do so, I'd give each and every one of my compatriots here a decisive Ron Paul victory in Iowa, and nationwide.

Also, these awesome busts I found online of Ron Paul, Harry Browne, and Murray Rothbard for everyone's study or office!
http://myheroesthink.com/
 
To all a Ron Paul Liberty victory.:)

To heavenlyboy34 the Elmore James Complete Fire & Enjoy Recordings CDs.

Recorded between 1959 and 1963. 3 CDs containing 63 tracks.

elmore_james.jpg


And to AF, a copy of renowned sea shanty recording artists Chad Willis & The Beachstones chart topping LP "WINDJAMMER" released on the 'Spin O Rama' label.

Pay no mind to the double entendre titles such as "She's Like A Swallow", "Hard, Hard Times", "Ocean Queens" and "Jack Was Every Inch A Sailor",

this classic is as manly and upright as they come...

windjammer.jpg


That ain't no dandy on the LP cover, that there is an honest to goodness seaman.

True story: I actually owned a copy of CW&TBS "WINDJAMMER" passed down to me from a relative, it stayed in my collection for a time until a disgruntled guitar player from my band with Yoko syndrome stole it and later sold it at a garage sale. It was ever an equal to the Shatner and Nimoy CDs.


Enjoy fellas!
 
Jeremy absolutely gets http://img02.taobaocdn.com/imgextra/i2/61618292/T2tKJ0XnXXXXXXXXXX_!!61618292.jpg

Casey's gift... I can't post here. Or we could move to Fiji! http://www.janesoceania.com/fiji_images/FIJI House FIJAN BURE Postcard 1961.jpg

Knowing that hungry RPFers are on their way in February, I would get MrsJoe a bunch of grocery gift cards. Heaven help you guys, really.

I would get Gage a camera lens.

To thomas-in-ky I would donate thousands of dollars in order to get his next campaign started.

For Kludge the answer would need to be diapers, and to Amy as well. Don't knock it. That stuff is really expensive.

I could share my new-found boot knowledge with Nikki, then buy her a pair that don't scrunch up at the ankles. I know that's lame but the other answer I thought of was inappropriate for the forum.

To Matt3 I would give... well the second gift from Nikki's would have been a mutual gift.

I have a typewriter in my garage. It's not ancient yet, but it'd be worth something someday, so it'd go to Joe.

The obvious gift for Mark would be an iron, so instead I would give him a variety of Accountant hats. I might also get him a Ron Paul -themed game of Risk, if they made one.

Christmas should bring JasonC some floss, but also a more compatible webcam.

Phil should stop feeling icky (food poisoning) and also get an awesome new guitar signed by someone famous.

MRS will finally find someone as vain and trollish and 1980s-fabulous as he is... and actually date them. Houseplant optional.

Mandy! Cookies! Dr. Who boxed set!

To Travis I would send money and a sympathy card and possibly an autographed photo of myself.

For Christelle a spray that repels and kills spiders, and also a ticket to the USA to visit us.

I would buy iGGz a life, but as we all know, he has to get that himself.

I can't think of anyone else right now, but I am sure it will come to me :p
 
MelissaWV said:
Jeremy absolutely gets http://img02.taobaocdn.com/imgextra/i2/61618292/T2tKJ0XnXXXXXXXXXX_!!61618292.jpg

Casey's gift... I can't post here. Or we could move to Fiji! http://www.janesoceania.com/fiji_images/FIJI House FIJAN BURE Postcard 1961.jpg

Knowing that hungry RPFers are on their way in February, I would get MrsJoe a bunch of grocery gift cards. Heaven help you guys, really.

I would get Gage a camera lens.

To thomas-in-ky I would donate thousands of dollars in order to get his next campaign started.

For Kludge the answer would need to be diapers, and to Amy as well. Don't knock it. That stuff is really expensive.

I could share my new-found boot knowledge with Nikki, then buy her a pair that don't scrunch up at the ankles. I know that's lame but the other answer I thought of was inappropriate for the forum.

To Matt3 I would give... well the second gift from Nikki's would have been a mutual gift.

I have a typewriter in my garage. It's not ancient yet, but it'd be worth something someday, so it'd go to Joe.

The obvious gift for Mark would be an iron, so instead I would give him a variety of Accountant hats. I might also get him a Ron Paul -themed game of Risk, if they made one.

Christmas should bring JasonC some floss, but also a more compatible webcam.

Phil should stop feeling icky (food poisoning) and also get an awesome new guitar signed by someone famous.

MRS will finally find someone as vain and trollish and 1980s-fabulous as he is... and actually date them. Houseplant optional.

Mandy! Cookies! Dr. Who boxed set!

To Travis I would send money and a sympathy card and possibly an autographed photo of myself.

For Christelle a spray that repels and kills spiders, and also a ticket to the USA to visit us.

I would buy iGGz a life, but as we all know, he has to get that himself.

I can't think of anyone else right now, but I am sure it will come to me :p
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Good job ! Phil deserves that musical instrument , I myself would have to have the Ron Paul themed Risk game if there was one :)
 
jdmyprez_deo_vindice said:
The idea in this thread is to pick a fellow forum member (or members) and tell what you would like to give them for Christmas. It can be funny or serious but most of all let's just forget the normal crap we worry about and just have some fun with it.

I am going to start with Casey Jones.... I am giving Casey a bag of apples and some chocolate chip cookies.
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I actually did give a buddy of mine a bag of pears and a bag of apples recently :) , I got the pears from some trees near me , the guy justs lets them lay , they are excellent and I cannot let them just lay ...
 
Working Poor needs a quaint little cattle ranch in Montana or Wyoming ( so I can sneak off once a year and go fishing )
 
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