sidcrowe
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I think I have a wicked and CHEAP idea for a vid, but all my friends are jerkoffs and won't help me.
We all know that Ron Paul is better than gold; we just gotta wake up the others and get them away from the TV set and their video games.
Okay. Call it: You Didn't Vote For Ron Paul.
Get the mp3 of the song that used to play on that iPod commercial, the one that has the lyrics "Really wanna make you mine" or whatever the fuck it was. It was irritating back then, and will look super lame now. Have that play with some average-looking, average-dressed loser waiting for a bus or picking his nose, bobbing around to the music.
Dude comes up to him and starts to tell him to join him at the Ron Paul meetup, and the guy takes off his iPod, listens to him for a few secionds,, and goes back to his iPod dancing around like a jackass, while the Ron Paul guy goes to the meetup.
Dude comes back while this loser is on the cel phone. Starts talking Paul, is shushed away, dude says SHUT UP and listen to me. Guy turns off phone, starts to listen, then the phone rings. Dude asks, "Is it important?" Guy says, yeah, I just got my Frogger download, and the guy starts playing a game (cheesy game sounds added). Dude walks away.
Guy is reading National Enquirer (find the worst cover you can) and Paul dude comes up and tries to show him some Paul stuff and talks about the faling dollar. Loser says, LOOK, I AM READING, OKAY. DON"T INTERRUPT ME, IT'S RUDE. Dude says, but our dollar is in trouble, and then the guy says (depending on the cover) WELL, BRITNEY'S CUSTODY BATTLE IS ALSO IMPORTANT! LEAVER ME ALONE!
Now, the best part. All you need is about 7 bucks worth of food and a garbage bag to clean up.
Put the fucker on the couch, with a videogame, playing his game and stuffing his face. Have the Paul dude open the door, and look at him, but not bother him. The guy has got the joypad in his hands, and stuffing his face with a bag of chips. The dude says, "Hey (whatever his name is), I'm soprry to bother you, but can you please put the news on for a minute?
Guy says, okay, just gimme a minute! And with one hand on the stick, and the other holding the biggest doublebeefwhopper or equivalent you can find, the guy just CRAMS the burger into his face, and just as it's been crammed, swith over to the Ron PAul dude just looking at the guy with a look of sad disgust on his face.
Back to the guy playing the game, eating either a chicken wing or a slice of pizza, saaying, ALMOST, almost...here we go...
The Paul dude just looks on
The guy gets all happy crazy, and with pixxa or chicken falling out of his mouth, says, YEAHHHH! I did it! Woo! I just played Halo 3 for 16 hours straight and I won! I beat it!
The Ron Paul dude just looks on
The guy then says, so...and then drains as much of whatever huge bottle of soda the actor can stand to drink, just chugs it, and then burps and licks his finges and says, so, what did you want?
Ron Paul guy says, turn on the news channel.
Have the guy do it, and then just have somebody with a good voice say (sp the camera stay on the guy's face and you don't have to go to the trouble of getting a guy to pretend to be a newsman, with a set and graphics and shit) "At 2PM today, America launched a nuclear strike at Iran, prompting outrage from all over the world. Hillary CLinton defended the move, saying–
Then have the guy, his face covered in junk food crap, say, WHAT? We're attacking Iran? Hillary said she wouldn';t!
Ron Paul dude says "Uh, yeah. She lied. Imagine that. She lied. I kinda thought we could've done better than the wife of a guy who had sex with an intern in the White House, but I guess I was wrong. I guess there was nobody better than that."
Guy is watching, his face covered in junk food crap, stupid look on his face...
Ron Paul dude says Turn it to the other channel.
Guy does it and you hear The dollar, already suffering from record lows, fell sharply after the attack, prompting the United Nations to hold an emergecny meeting and toi suggerst the implementation of the AMero, calling upon the strength of the Canadian dollar, and to harmonize with Mexico, as the many millions of illegal immigrants, now declared legal by president Hillary, are demanding compassion for their families in Mexico. Federal Reserve chairman Bernakeke seconded the motion, calling for a stronger relationship with the Euro, and a...
Ron Paul dude says. One more. Turn it to the local news.
Guy does is and you hear, In order to protect food supplies and ensure safety as our miltary is stretched to the breaking point, Blackwater Secuirty has joined forces with our local police to beef up patrols and ensure a curfew on Friday nights...
Ron Paul dude says. That';s all. turn it off. Guy does it CLICK. Silence.
Ron Paul dude waits a few seconds, adn then says, "You could have avoided this, but you voted for the same people who lied to you before. Now we're in another way, the dollar is almost worthless, and we're in a depression. Remember when George Bush said that the COnstitution was just a godamned piece of paper? Well, he's been proven right. It's for the history books, now. And this...(grabs American flag on wall)...you might as well burn it, because we can't afford the heating bill, now (throws the falg at the guy.....then we see the guy, still with crap all over his face, get smacked in the face with the flag.
The you see the ROn Paul guy walk out the door.
Then the guy takes the falg off his face, hold it in his hands as we hear the newsman in the background saying stuff like, "COupled with the renewed War on Terror, the falling dollar and the depression, United Nations peacekeepers will be attenbding to our major cities, ensuring that..."
Fade to black. White letters: YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR RON PAUL
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Whaddya think? Sorry for all the typos; it just kinda came to me and I wanted to write it down.
We all know that Ron Paul is better than gold; we just gotta wake up the others and get them away from the TV set and their video games.
Okay. Call it: You Didn't Vote For Ron Paul.
Get the mp3 of the song that used to play on that iPod commercial, the one that has the lyrics "Really wanna make you mine" or whatever the fuck it was. It was irritating back then, and will look super lame now. Have that play with some average-looking, average-dressed loser waiting for a bus or picking his nose, bobbing around to the music.
Dude comes up to him and starts to tell him to join him at the Ron Paul meetup, and the guy takes off his iPod, listens to him for a few secionds,, and goes back to his iPod dancing around like a jackass, while the Ron Paul guy goes to the meetup.
Dude comes back while this loser is on the cel phone. Starts talking Paul, is shushed away, dude says SHUT UP and listen to me. Guy turns off phone, starts to listen, then the phone rings. Dude asks, "Is it important?" Guy says, yeah, I just got my Frogger download, and the guy starts playing a game (cheesy game sounds added). Dude walks away.
Guy is reading National Enquirer (find the worst cover you can) and Paul dude comes up and tries to show him some Paul stuff and talks about the faling dollar. Loser says, LOOK, I AM READING, OKAY. DON"T INTERRUPT ME, IT'S RUDE. Dude says, but our dollar is in trouble, and then the guy says (depending on the cover) WELL, BRITNEY'S CUSTODY BATTLE IS ALSO IMPORTANT! LEAVER ME ALONE!
Now, the best part. All you need is about 7 bucks worth of food and a garbage bag to clean up.
Put the fucker on the couch, with a videogame, playing his game and stuffing his face. Have the Paul dude open the door, and look at him, but not bother him. The guy has got the joypad in his hands, and stuffing his face with a bag of chips. The dude says, "Hey (whatever his name is), I'm soprry to bother you, but can you please put the news on for a minute?
Guy says, okay, just gimme a minute! And with one hand on the stick, and the other holding the biggest doublebeefwhopper or equivalent you can find, the guy just CRAMS the burger into his face, and just as it's been crammed, swith over to the Ron PAul dude just looking at the guy with a look of sad disgust on his face.
Back to the guy playing the game, eating either a chicken wing or a slice of pizza, saaying, ALMOST, almost...here we go...
The Paul dude just looks on
The guy gets all happy crazy, and with pixxa or chicken falling out of his mouth, says, YEAHHHH! I did it! Woo! I just played Halo 3 for 16 hours straight and I won! I beat it!
The Ron Paul dude just looks on
The guy then says, so...and then drains as much of whatever huge bottle of soda the actor can stand to drink, just chugs it, and then burps and licks his finges and says, so, what did you want?
Ron Paul guy says, turn on the news channel.
Have the guy do it, and then just have somebody with a good voice say (sp the camera stay on the guy's face and you don't have to go to the trouble of getting a guy to pretend to be a newsman, with a set and graphics and shit) "At 2PM today, America launched a nuclear strike at Iran, prompting outrage from all over the world. Hillary CLinton defended the move, saying–
Then have the guy, his face covered in junk food crap, say, WHAT? We're attacking Iran? Hillary said she wouldn';t!
Ron Paul dude says "Uh, yeah. She lied. Imagine that. She lied. I kinda thought we could've done better than the wife of a guy who had sex with an intern in the White House, but I guess I was wrong. I guess there was nobody better than that."
Guy is watching, his face covered in junk food crap, stupid look on his face...
Ron Paul dude says Turn it to the other channel.
Guy does it and you hear The dollar, already suffering from record lows, fell sharply after the attack, prompting the United Nations to hold an emergecny meeting and toi suggerst the implementation of the AMero, calling upon the strength of the Canadian dollar, and to harmonize with Mexico, as the many millions of illegal immigrants, now declared legal by president Hillary, are demanding compassion for their families in Mexico. Federal Reserve chairman Bernakeke seconded the motion, calling for a stronger relationship with the Euro, and a...
Ron Paul dude says. One more. Turn it to the local news.
Guy does is and you hear, In order to protect food supplies and ensure safety as our miltary is stretched to the breaking point, Blackwater Secuirty has joined forces with our local police to beef up patrols and ensure a curfew on Friday nights...
Ron Paul dude says. That';s all. turn it off. Guy does it CLICK. Silence.
Ron Paul dude waits a few seconds, adn then says, "You could have avoided this, but you voted for the same people who lied to you before. Now we're in another way, the dollar is almost worthless, and we're in a depression. Remember when George Bush said that the COnstitution was just a godamned piece of paper? Well, he's been proven right. It's for the history books, now. And this...(grabs American flag on wall)...you might as well burn it, because we can't afford the heating bill, now (throws the falg at the guy.....then we see the guy, still with crap all over his face, get smacked in the face with the flag.
The you see the ROn Paul guy walk out the door.
Then the guy takes the falg off his face, hold it in his hands as we hear the newsman in the background saying stuff like, "COupled with the renewed War on Terror, the falling dollar and the depression, United Nations peacekeepers will be attenbding to our major cities, ensuring that..."
Fade to black. White letters: YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR RON PAUL
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Whaddya think? Sorry for all the typos; it just kinda came to me and I wanted to write it down.
