Forget the bumper sticker. I already have mine from 2012, when he was running as obomba's primary primary challenger. I just want my free pony! That sure sounds better than bernie sanders and free college, any day! Just imagine, a free pony! My neighbor has really rotten breath, though. Perhaps there oughta be a law against that. Forget a fascist like trump or a globalist rube. Vermin Supreme is the tyrant I can trust!