https://x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/1993712500215312436
We all know what's really going on here.
Utah senator John Curtis, and other political hacks like him, are getting their boomer asses handed to them on social media.
They long for the days of television, when they could control the narrative by having a cozy relationship with the networks, and so they could lie to you without fear of contradiction by some autist named
@DataRepublican whose existence is solely defined by her full-time hobby of sniffing out lying dirtbags.
So they want to pass a bunch of laws to make the internet behave like television. To filter it all through a set of major website choke-points that they can control by threatening the corporate entities that run them.
Long, complicated, and vaguely defined liability laws are a tool to do that.
Basically what they do is allow John Curtis to put any website out of business if people say mean things about him on it, such as pointing out that he looks like some kind of deranged and malevolent goblin that just crawled out of a swamp.
The problem he has right now is that when I say stuff like that on Twitter, I'm the one who said it.
Not Twitter.
There's nothing he can do to me. Because even if I get hit by a unmarked sedan tomorrow in a totally unrelated accident, there's a million more people like me who are only too happy to point out that John Curtis looks like a deranged and malevolent goblin that just crawled out of a swamp.
So he wants legal tools to punish Twitter for what I said.
So how does he go about that? What is a deranged and malevolent goblin, with a "business management" degree, and a history of changing political parties when convenient, to do?
Why, muddy the waters with vague platitudes about "safety", of course.
Except we've heard that song before, and we're not interested. So let us laugh at him, remind him that he looks like a deranged and malevolent goblin that just crawled out of a swamp, and mock until he goes back to doing what he normally does, which is shilling for the "Fairness For High Skilled Immigrants Act".
And then we can eventually replace him with someone who cares about fairness to actual fucking Americans.
