Someone stole my Ron Paul yard sign! Watch what I do!

[Heavy Fed]

Someone stole my Ron Paul yard sign right out of my front yard!

It was just a little one...but I'll be damn if I'll let anyone censor me!

I'll be replacing it with an 8 foot plywood sign on posts set in concrete!

Along with a little sign..."Every time my Ron Paul sign is stolen...it will be replaced by a larger sign!"

Heavy Fed
www.HeavyFed.com

 

[WilliamC]

That's just plain rude.

From a public right-of-way is one thing, but from your property?

I don't advocate putting traps out, but I'd darn sure spray some gosh-awful gunk on it so if anyone touched it they'd be sorry.

Jalapeno juice perhaps.

 

[DealzOnWheelz]

paint it with CRISCO and hit the edges with FLUFF(marshmellow cream)

 

[torchbearer]

I'll probably get kick off the forum for saying this...
But i have a Ron Paul post sign that keeps getting ripped off of my tree in my front yard.
I lined the out edges of the backside of the sign with adhesive and smalls chards of broken glass.
Merry Christmas to the fucker that grabs it to pull it off my tree again.

 

[Dave Pedersen]

If you go overboard your friendly neighbors might get together and bring a lawsuit against you. A lot more trouble than it's worth. Moderation in all things.

 

[allyinoh]

I'll probably get kick off the forum for saying this...
But i have a Ron Paul post sign that keeps getting ripped off of my tree in my front yard.
I lined the out edges of it with adhesive and broken glass.
Merry Christmas to the fucker that grabs it to pull it off my tree again.

Haha... that's funny!

 

[pinkmandy]

I'll probably get kick off the forum for saying this...
But i have a Ron Paul post sign that keeps getting ripped off of my tree in my front yard.
I lined the out edges of the backside of the sign with adhesive and smalls chards of broken glass.
Merry Christmas to the fucker that grabs it to pull it off my tree again.

 

[torchbearer]

Haha... that's funny!

It's very easy to do... takes just a minute.

take a mason jar and rap in a towel and with a hammer beat the hell out of it with all the anger you have for someone ripping down your sign.
Line the outer edges(better on the backside so its not noticeable for one sided signs) with adhesive.
Using thick gloves, sprinkle glass shards over adhesive areas on the sign.
Rinse and repeat.

 

[heath.whiteaker]

man that would be so awesome to actually see the douchebag grab it and get cut up

 

[torchbearer]

man that would be so awesome to actually see the douchebag grab it and get cut up

Well, I know I will be able to get DNA on the mofo next time.
I may just check the emergency rooms for my new friend.... bring a cop with me to arrest the vandal.

 

[Heavy Fed]

If you go overboard your friendly neighbors might get together and bring a lawsuit against you. A lot more trouble than it's worth. Moderation in all things.

I live just outside the City...no restrictions here...all of my close neighbors love me!

I'm sure it's someone in the neighborhood...if this one gets screwed with...I'll get REAL inventive!

I will not be defeated!

 

[torchbearer]

I live just outside the City...no restrictions here...all of my close neighbors love me!

I'm sure it's someone in the neighborhood...if this one gets screwed with...I'll get REAL inventive!

I will not be defeated!

If they are taking them at night... bear traps work wonders.
They'll never see them until.. well its too late... then you too could find your perp. at the local ER.

I have half a mind to post a simple warning. Vandals will be shot.
Also thought about hooking up some deer cameras to trigger a few shots when they appoach.

 

[asgardshill]

I haven't had a sign touched in 15 years because everybody around here knows that I use urushiol oil (the active ingredient in poison ivy and poison oak) on my signs. You distill it from poison ivy which grows freely all over the place here - there's how-tos all over the web. Then just paint a bit on your signs while wearing 4 pairs of gloves- a little goes a long way.

I haven't encountered anybody on the street with copious blisters on their hands in 15 years. (And I haven't lost a sign in that time either). The downside is that whatever you use to make the stuff you have to throw away - you can't reuse anything. And don't burn it either unless you want to spend a few days in the hospital with blistered lungs.

 

[VoluntaryMan]

Someone stole my Ron Paul yard sign right out of my front yard!

It was just a little one...but I'll be damn if I'll let anyone censor me!

I'll be replacing it with an 8 foot plywood sign on posts set in concrete!

Along with a little sign..."Every time my Ron Paul sign is stolen...it will be replaced by a larger sign!"

Heavy Fed
www.HeavyFed.com

That's the spirit! If we all took this approach to every slight, RP would never get dissed.

Capone: I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. To speak to me like me, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won.

Malone: They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

['The Untouchables' 1987]

...metaphorically speaking, of course.

 

[Ex Post Facto]

Issue a press release and say Romney, paid supporters, stole it.

 

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

Someone stole my Ron Paul yard sign right out of my front yard!

It was just a little one...but I'll be damn if I'll let anyone censor me!

I'll be replacing it with an 8 foot plywood sign on posts set in concrete!

I'd replace it with a small sign again, and then hook up a color/infrared video camera to catch them if they steal it again.

I like your idea too.

 

[propanes]

Just wondering. Can a trespasser, thief or vandal sue for damages if they are injured by a booby trap or an unmarked hidden hole in the ground?

 

[austinchick]

make the sign electric, so they get shocked when they touch it. lol

 

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

I'd replace it with a small sign again, and then hook up a color/infrared video camera to catch them if they steal it again.

And I say that because trying to make things theftproof isn't enough. It also helps to know who's trying to steal from you.

 

[austinchick]

Issue a press release and say Romney, paid supporters, stole it.

lmao!!!