School Bans Even Secular Easter Images; Doesn’t Want To Offend Anyone

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School Bans Even Secular Easter Images; Doesn’t Want To Offend Anyone

MADISON, Ala. (WHNT) Teachers at Heritage Elementary School in Madison, AL were informed Monday their plans to have an “academic egg hunt” with their kindergarten and second grade students would need to be scrapped.

The school’s principal, Lydia Davenport, informed staff no activities related to or centered around any religious holiday would be allowed in the interest, she says, of religious diversity among students.

There is nothing biblical about Easter bunnies or colorful plastic eggs or synthetic iridescent grass clippings, but the perceived need to modify the student egg hunt has many parents upset; less upset, they say about the need to preserve religious freedom and more about their students’ freedom to simply be a kid.

One Heritage parent wrote in an email response:

“I don’t get upset about too many things, but this upsets me. What is this world coming to? I am a Christian and proud to announce it. But even non-believers enjoy a good egg hunt. Kids need to enjoy being kids.”

“We had in the past,” explains principal Lydia Davenport, “a parent to question us about some of the things we do here at school, so we’re just trying to make sure we respect and honor everybody’s differences.”

Teachers had originally planned to participate in a ‘quiz bowl’ egg hunt where students would chime in to answer with egg buzzers and search for answers to quiz questions in “Easter eggs”.

It sounds simply like fun and games, no rugged crosses cloaked in purple silk, no images of hands clasped in prayer; just eggs, plastic ones.

But Heritage School administrators came up with a compromise to allow the student activity to continue.

“We compromised by allowing teachers to use other different kinds of shapes besides eggs in the classroom to put those questions in the students will be answering,” said Davenport.

She says Madison City Schools have no policy in place regarding observance of religious holidays.

Elementary school teachers in Madison are allowed to choose the two parties they wish their respective classes to participate in each year.

The egg hunt and quiz bowl will go on, just without any mention of the word “Easter”.

“Kids love the bunny,” smiles Davenport, “and we just make sure we don’t say ‘the Easter bunny’ so that we don’t infringe on the rights of others because people relate the Easter bunny to religion; a bunny is a bunny and a rabbit is a rabbit,” Davenport concluded.

Principal Davenport says one of her kindergarten teachers has students that represent six different religious denominations.

It is the need to make sure religiously diverse students do not feel uncomfortable, she says, that prompted the decision to change the semantics on the school egg hunt.


http://wreg.com/2013/03/26/school-bans-even-secular-easter-images-doesnt-want-to-offend-anyone/
 
They should tell the kids that they've hidden eggs around the classrooms with "free government money" hidden in them and not then not hide anything so there are no eggs to find. Then when the kids get upset about not finding anything, explain why in American society, the government doesn't "owe" you anything. That is why there are no "entitlement" eggs to find. While you are explaining this, have somebody go around and quietly hide new eggs around the classrooms. When you are done, send them out and tell them them to search again, because this time, you have a feeling their hard work will pay off and you thought you saw somebody come by and hide eggs a few minutes ago, but you're not sure..... When they find lots of eggs this time, tell them it was clearly a reward for searching real hard and not giving up, which obviously pays off.
 
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They should tell the kids that they've hidden eggs around the classrooms with "free government money" hidden in them and not then not hide anything so there are no eggs to find. Then when the kids get upset about not finding anything, explain why in American society, the government doesn't "owe" you anything. That is why there are no "entitlement" eggs to find. While you are explaining this, have somebody go around and quietly hide new eggs around the classrooms. When you are done, send them out and tell them them to search again, because this time, you have a feeling their hard work will pay off and you thought you saw somebody come by and hide eggs a few minutes ago, but you're not sure..... When they find lots of eggs this time, tell them it was clearly a reward for searching real hard and not giving up, which obviously pays off.

Reported, enemy of the state.
 
“Kids love the bunny,” smiles Davenport, “and we just make sure we don’t say ‘the Easter bunny’ so that we don’t infringe on the rights of others because people relate the Easter bunny to religion; a bunny is a bunny and a rabbit is a rabbit,” Davenport concluded.

A bunny is a bunny, a rabbit is a rabbit, and this is so dumb.
 
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So when is the inevitable champion lawsuit over Christmas being a Federal Holiday? Gotta separate that church and state.
 
“Kids love the bunny,” smiles Davenport, “and we just make sure we don’t say ‘the Easter bunny’ so that we don’t infringe on the rights of others because people relate the Easter bunny to religion; a bunny is a bunny and a rabbit is a rabbit,” Davenport concluded.

A bunny is a bunny, a rabbit is a rabbit, and this is so dumb.

Your avater pic describes my reaction perfectly.
 
What makes this even funnier is Easter, as a holiday, is 100% pagan, just like Christmas. Sure, what it celebrates is fine, but everything from the Easter Bunny to the name itself is a direct reference to earlier festivals emanating from Babylon and Damascus.
 
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I found this on some Fark.com Photoshop contest years ago. There was some sort of theme but I can't remember.
 
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What makes this even funnier is Easter, as a holiday, is 100% pagan, just like Christmas. Sure, what it celebrates is fine, but everything from the Easter Bunny to the name itself is a direct reference to earlier festivals emanating from Babylon and Damascus.
So few understand this.
 
damn liberals... thats counter productive.

whats the harm with bunny rabbits and eggs.

hell, they might as well ban christmas holidays.
 
What makes this even funnier is Easter, as a holiday, is 100% pagan, just like Christmas. Sure, what it celebrates is fine, but everything from the Easter Bunny to the name itself is a direct reference to earlier festivals emanating from Babylon and Damascus.
Not really. Though the common symbology (eggs, etc) are pagan, it has been common since the ancient world to celebrate important figures' deaths. (unlike Christmas, which is entirely a pagan tradition)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter#In_the_Early_Church

Easter is really an entire season of the Christian church year, as opposed to a single-day observance. Lent, the 40-day period leading up to Easter Sunday, is a time of reflection and penance and represents the 40 days that Jesus spent alone in the wilderness before starting his ministry, a time in which Christians believe he survived various temptations by the devil. The day before Lent, known as Mardi Gras or Fat Tuesday, is a last hurrah of food and fun before the fasting begins. The week preceding Easter is called Holy Week and includes Maundy Thursday, which commemorates Jesus' last supper with his disciples; Good Friday, which honors the day of his crucifixion; and Holy Saturday, which focuses on the transition between the crucifixion and resurrection. The 50-day period following Easter Sunday is called Eastertide and includes a celebration of Jesus' ascension into heaven.
http://www.history.com/topics/history-of-easter
 
Not really. Though the common symbology (eggs, etc) are pagan, it has been common since the ancient world to celebrate important figures' deaths. (unlike Christmas, which is entirely a pagan tradition)

So Jesus manages to die on a different day every year?

As for Lent, Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, and the whole lot...all of it is extra-Biblical, i.e. made-up.
 
So Jesus manages to die on a different day every year?

As for Lent, Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, and the whole lot...all of it is extra-Biblical, i.e. made-up.
No. Dates that long ago are very difficult to reckon-especially considering the various calendars that have been used for it. So, the Orthodox Church did as best they could. As you can see in the wiki link I gave you:

Easter is a
moveable feast, meaning it is not fixed in relation to the civil calendar. The First Council of Nicaea (325) established the date of Easter as the first Sunday after the full moon (the Paschal Full Moon) following the March equinox.[SUP][9][/SUP] Ecclesiastically, the equinox is reckoned to be on 21 March (even though the equinox occurs, astronomically speaking, on 20 March in most years), and the "Full Moon" is not necessarily the astronomically correct date. The date of Easter therefore varies between 22 March and 25 April. Eastern Christianity bases its calculations on the Julian calendar whose 21 March corresponds, during the 21st century, to 3 April in the Gregorian calendar, in which the celebration of Easter therefore varies.

As for the other holidays, these were established by the church later on to celebrate specific parts of the season.

ETA: sorry for the formatting: the forum gods won't let me fix it. :P
 
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No. Dates that long ago are very difficult to reckon-especially considering the various calendars that have been used for it. So, the Orthodox Church did as best they could. As you can see in the wiki link I gave you:


As for the other holidays, these were established by the church later on to celebrate specific parts of the season.

ETA: sorry for the formatting: the forum gods won't let me fix it. :P

Why not just go with the calendar used at the time of the crucifixion?
http://www.chcpublications.net/BiblCal_V10.40.1_Setup.zip
 
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