Saturday Night Live

[CaptUSA]

I hope you all are prepared for what is about to happen.

SNL is going to try to "Palinize" Rand.

I'm not sure what the skit is going to be, but they are going to try to create a caricature like the one you've seen in the press. You know, the candidate that doesn't like women, dismisses them at every opportunity, exaggerated thin-skin... Luckily, that show is losing ratings, but they are still influential. Rand is in for a rough go Saturday night.

We're going to need some more Randjitsu. Remember, #DJ Rand Paul? He's going to have to come up with more of that genius.


Hell, if his campaign is really smart, they'll get him to New York tomorrow and make a cameo.

 

[phill4paul]

It's been over twenty years since I've watched SNL. Are they still relevant?

 

[CaptUSA]

It's been over twenty years since I've watched SNL. Are they still relevant?

It's been a few years, but ask Sarah Palin. Tina Fey did her in.


Of course, there is always the slight possibility that SNL will take the opposite route and use the skit to make fun of the press for smearing him with pettiness... It would make a skit just as funny.

 

[AuH20]

I can see it now.

Female Anchor: Dr. Paul, you stated in 2007 that you didn't consider Iran to be a viable threat to the national security of the United States. Can you clarify these comments in light of your recent statements?

Rand: "Well, I wish I-RAN to the deli to pick something up since I'm famished. [laughs condescendingly] This presidential press run is brutal on the stomach. I hope you don't find this offensive, but could you run back to the studio kitchen and make me a sandwich?"

Female Anchor: Excuse me? [proceeds to look back at her crew] I was nominated for an Emmy last year!

Rand: "Next thing you're going to tell me that you can vote too!!!! [Rand Paul recoils in laughter but then stiffens in seriousness] Extra mayo, tootz [Anchor looks around befuddled] Pronto, pronto. [snaps fingers at fevered pace as the anchor is frozen by his request] What are you waiting for?"