Oh, Look Who Just Got Busted for Stealing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's Purse

[PAF]

Matt Vespa
April 27, 2025


Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse was stolen at The Capital Burger in Washington, DC this month. The masked robber made off with the bag, which reportedly contained thousands of dollars in cash. All of this happening in front of her security detail (via NYT):

It is the mystery that has gripped Washington.

On Sunday night, Kristi Noem, the head of the Department of Homeland Security, was dining downtown at Capital Burger with her family when a thief snatched her purse out from under her chair. The culprit scored, big time: The bag contained Ms. Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, blank checks, department badge, passport and $3,000 in cash.

The Capital Burger caper made for capital farce — the top official charged with patrolling the nation’s borders and protecting it from terrorist threats, burgled in plain view of her security detail. That it happened to Ms. Noem, of all cabinet officials, only added to the drama.

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The suspect who was arrested Saturday in the theft of Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse is in the country illegally, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia said in an interview with NBC News.

Full story:

Oh, Look Who Just Got Busted for Stealing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's Purse

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[PAF]

Nah, this couldn't have been staged. They are honest politicians, right?

Step right up and get your "REAL ID", there's a war out there!

 

[CCTelander]

.

Her purse was stolen? But I thought Trump was a billionaire?

 

[Snowball]

deport bye bye

 

[unknown]

"a thief snatched her purse out from under her chair."

 

[Anti Globalist]

Who the hell keeps 3k in their purse?

 

[wizardwatson]

He should have worn a yarmulke and said he needed the money to kill babies in Gaza.

She would've ordered everyone to give him their purses.

 

[nikcers]

That IS a tasty burger

 

[Anti Globalist]

That IS a tasty burger

That is the most disgusting burger I've ever seen.