Nuclear War Will Reverse Global Warming

[ronpaulhawaii]

Filed in the "you can't make this stuff up" bin

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/26/nuclear-war-global-warming_n_828496.html

Nuclear war is a bad thing.

Right?

Scientists from NASA and a number of other institutions have recently been modeling the effects of a war involving a hundred Hiroshima-level bombs, or 0.03 percent of the world's current nuclear arsenal, according to National Geographic. The research suggests five million metric tons of black carbon would be swept up into the lowest portion of the atmosphere.

The result, according to NASA climate models, could actually be global cooling.

I think the specter of Nuclear Winter has always been known... Strange...

 

[Danke]

That has to be worth a lot of carbon credits, more than enough to pay for the device.

 

[wildfirepower]

Global warming is the biggest fraud in human history

World people should burn/set fire all the waste plastic, waste rubber, waste paper which are lying around for many years and nobody is recycling them. Basically burn all the trash/garbage in the world and create some open and clean space. There is no such thing as global warming.

 

[00_Pete]

Scientists need adult supervision.

 

[Noob]

Nuclear War= mass human casualties, and death = less humans= no global warming

 

[wildfirepower]

If there were no Global Warming - we would still be in an Ice Age. Humans didn't cause any of the previous thaws - guaranteed.

I agree, global warming is a natural occurance. As the living creatures on Earth increases/explodes, more water is released from ice regions due to warm Earth.

Global warming is a myth. Anyone remember the global cooling fad in the 70's? It's all about money. Politicians have found a scare tactic to inflate their own pockets.

Scientists were recently caught manipulating data since the 90's to create the illusion of global warming. I think George Carlin had it right.

 

[Elwar]

Just what we need...environmentalists teaming up with neo-cons...

Communism and perpetual war...

 

[Invi]

Mmm, nuclear winter.
Such a GREAT solution.

Climate change happens. It's been cycling for a long, long time.

 

[Anti Federalist]

It's insanity like this, being cooked up on a daily basis in government labs and think tanks all around the world, that is going to evetually result in the destruction of mankind, if we don't get a hold of it somehow and put these ideas in check.

 

[Sola_Fide]

Science itself IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO LIBERTY THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.

WAKE UP, SHEEP!!!!!!!!

 

[wizardwatson]

Scientists need adult supervision.

Agreed, check out Richard Feynman's regrets/comments on his involvement in building the first nuke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ah7f-1M2Sg

 

[00_Pete]

Science itself IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO LIBERTY THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOW.

WAKE UP, SHEEP!!!!!!!!

+100000000000000000000000000000

Ted Kaczynski FTW!!!

 

[Elwar]

Science itself IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO LIBERTY THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.

WAKE UP, SHEEP!!!!!!!!

Science is a tool. Like a hammer or a gun (both created using science).

 

[00_Pete]

Agreed, check out Richard Feynman's regrets/comments on his involvement in building the first nuke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ah7f-1M2Sg

Those fucking things are one of the worst things that ever happened to Man and this is a very rational thing im saying, its not a "hippie/peace-and-love/utopian" thing. This comes from inside knowledge about how things work. The nuclear-powered Hegelian-dialectic is the King of All the Dialectic Processes of Conflict Generation. Most people dont think about what this whole nuclear thing created. "Bastard to Mankind: The only way to avoid thermonuclear armageddon is to accept a One World Government".

Einstein and Oppenheimer were monsters who knew exactly what they were doing. BTW its now generally accepted that Oppenheimer was the highest security leak in the nuclear project. The bastards wanted the Russians to have nukes too (the dialectic process).

(watching the video now)

 

[Cowlesy]

I'm waiting on a press release from Al Gore saying a low impact nuclear war is what is needed to save humanity.

 

[wildfirepower]

If world people do not burn fuel, wood and other substance the Earth will return back to Ice-age. Everyday millions of barrel of oil/petrol is burned, millions of Tons of coal is burned, millions of Tons of wood is burned, millions of Tons of cooking and industrial gas is burned. Think, if millions of Tons of these "fire products/substance" in not burned what would be the temperature/climate of Earth.

Everybody burn lots of fuel. Set fire to all the waste plastic, waste rubber, waste paper which are lying around for many years and nobody is recycling them. Basically burn all the trash/garbage in the world and create some open and clean space. There is no such thing as global warming.

 

[wildfirepower]

There must be Volcanic activity under the glaciers and ice-deposit regions of the world because of which world ice is melting.

Heat from big cities cannot travel more than 20 miles or 30 miles. Forget big cities heat reaching Antartica, Siberia, Alaska and other ice-deposit regions of the world.

Global warming is the biggest fraud in human history. There is no such thing as global warming.

 

[Fox McCloud]

What the article fails to mention is that, typically, these "nuclear winter" scenarios don't occur because of the bombs themselves, but because of the burning of the cities during the initial blast and fires afterward.

Even then, however, the science isn't totally out on the exact effects of a large scale nuclear war; some seem to indicate it would truly be a nuclear winter; others indicate it would be a mild annoyance that wouldn't last long or have a dramatic impact on the climate.


Either way, the very fact this is getting any attention is a bit disturbing.

 

[MaxPower]

Oh, I disagree that you "can't make this up." Futurama beat them to the punch about a decade ago with an exchange to the effect of, Fry: "Good thing global warming didn't happen!" Leela: "Oh, it did, but nuclear winter canceled it out."

 

[DamianTV]

Scientists need adult supervision.

The Lawyers that edit the Scientists conclusions need a spanking, and then some...

Then we have the Gulf Oil incident, with mass fish die-offs, and I suppose they will tax us for that too, Fish Tax, to fix the problems created by the Gulf Oil Catastrophe. Maybe I should just keep my big mouth shut and not give them any more ideas...