My role as a paid agent

[mdh]

Hi folks.

In light of John in Des Moines choosing to out me in his sig after I confided my true role to him, I now feel it necessary to clarify a few things. I'm going to stick to stating facts here, and you all can make up your minds. This is full disclosure. You all have a right to know.

On August 24 1999 I was retained by Umbrella Corp, on behalf of a United States Federal Government contract to assist in managing media coverage of the Raccoon City incident which occurred in 1998 by releasing false information with the intent to mislead the media and the American people with regard to the nature of the incident and to prevent the truth from becoming known. My work was considered to be of good quality, and in July of 2001, I was transferred to the Islamo-fascism unit, where we began creating an aura of fear around "Islamo-fascism." It was around that time that my superiors both in the Department of Homeland Security (of which existence was not yet publicly known) and Umbrella Corp decided that a false flag terror operation must occur. The operation was planned and enacted on September 11, 2001. Since that time, I have been working to help manage the media presence surrounding the events, including ostracizing the posts of a few people on this message board. This is critical work, I assure you, as having those posts go un-ostracized may lead others towards the truth.

Thank you for your time, and I hope you find this informative.

 

[JoshLowry]

I believe you mean "John of Des Moines".

 

[mdh]

Woah, it's Josh.
I haven't seen Josh in forever, yo.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

SO mdh. what happened? Are you sill doing it? Are you here because you a Ron Paul supporter??? Whats the deal?

 

[newyearsrevolution08]

hmmn

 

[RonPaulVolunteer]

Sorry, I missed the punch-line... ??

 

[amy31416]

I thought yongrel was the paid agent--you too? Different companies or the same?

 

[mdh]

SO mdh. what happened? Are you sill doing it? Are you here because you a Ron Paul supporter??? Whats the deal?

Oh, I'm totally still doing it. Umbrella Corp via a Department of Homeland Security contract has in fact financed my ability to be a full-time activist as well, in exchange for a few mere forum posts ostracizing people who claim that 9/11 was an inside job.

 

[garrettwombat]

Traitor! Tried! Treason!

 

[mdh]

I thought yongrel was the paid agent--you too? Different companies or the same?

I have a real office with a door. Yongrel only has a cubicle.

Same office though.

 

[JoshLowry]

Woah, it's Josh.
I haven't seen Josh in forever, yo.

Sup dude!

 

[Chester Copperpot]

This is what happens when I havent been up to speed here

 

[yongrel]

I have a real office with a door. Yongrel only has a cubicle.

Same office though.

Hey man, good to hear about the promotion. But you just had to rub it in about my cubicle. Management has really gone to your head, you bugger.

 

[mdh]

Sup dude!

Not much. My primary is Tuesday. The candidate I'm managing (http://www.burgesswv.com/) is probably going to win the primary, but it's a heavily Democratic district so we have an up-hill battle to the general election. My LPWV convention is tomorrow too, so I'm just kicking back a bit and trying to make sure I remembered everything I needed to remember for it. Getting together a little bit of cash to get my rear-end to Denver for the national LP convention. Ernie Hancock is running for LNC chair, that'll be cool.

 

[amy31416]

I have a real office with a door. Yongrel only has a cubicle.

Same office though.

I knew it. What a hack.

You have a window in that office?

 

[MGreen]

This is all so confusing... he has a cubicle in your office?

 

[amy31416]

This is what happens when I havent been up to speed here

 

[Perry]

Hi folks.

In light of John in Des Moines choosing to out me in his sig after I confided my true role to him, I now feel it necessary to clarify a few things. I'm going to stick to stating facts here, and you all can make up your minds. This is full disclosure. You all have a right to know.

On August 24 1999 I was retained by Umbrella Corp, on behalf of a United States Federal Government contract to assist in managing media coverage of the Raccoon City incident which occurred in 1998 by releasing false information with the intent to mislead the media and the American people with regard to the nature of the incident and to prevent the truth from becoming known. My work was considered to be of good quality, and in July of 2001, I was transferred to the Islamo-fascism unit, where we began creating an aura of fear around "Islamo-fascism." It was around that time that my superiors both in the Department of Homeland Security (of which existence was not yet publicly known) and Umbrella Corp decided that a false flag terror operation must occur. The operation was planned and enacted on September 11, 2001. Since that time, I have been working to help manage the media presence surrounding the events, including ostracizing the posts of a few people on this message board. This is critical work, I assure you, as having those posts go un-ostracized may lead others towards the truth.

Thank you for your time, and I hope you find this informative.

So that's where the term Ron Paul Zombie came from.

 

[mdh]

I knew it. What a hack.

You have a window in that office?

Naw. The facility is six miles underground for security reasons.

This is all so confusing... he has a cubicle in your office?

In the cubicle farm area off which I have a real office.

 

[mdh]

So that's where the term Ron Paul Zombie came from.

That research went down at a different facility. Of the three prototypes, two were put to fruitful work, but one escaped (the facility was in Manitoba, Canada) and has not been seen in several months. He was implanted with memories of working in politics and as a doctor, to simulate Ron Paul's own life experiences. Let me know if you find him.