ARRRGHHHHH... And a Merry Christmas t'ye arse'ls... Avast 'n raise a glass t'life 'n yer Savior 'n all that, bearin' in moind the reason fer th'seezin.
And may yer mankey, scurvy hoids foind all sucksess 'n foind helth fer the koomin' noo yeer. And may the enemeez o'liberty get their arses stroipped but good in rewaard fer their parvarsions 'n parfidies 'n other eville doin'!
May God bless ye, one and all.