Kid Rock for Vice President

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jimmy-kimmel-would-like-to-see-donald-trump-pick-kid-rock-or-a-pumpkin-full-of-chicken-nuggets-as-his-vp/ar-AA1mSLwb

System lapdog Kimmel suggested the idea as a joke, but I think it has merit.

Let's discuss.

I mean, could you imagine him at government agency speaking events compared to our current VP?

Come on, Americans! Let's DO this!

That could never work. Clearly God-Emperor Donald J. Trump's [1] Vice President should be Ronald McDonald.

Why, one might inquire? Because I think that Mr. McDonald is the Antichrist.

Best to keep one's enemies close so as to keep an eye on them, I figure.

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I'm not the first to have thought this. The below is a weighty discourse on this very matter by our learned lecturer Bill Hicks (Requiescat in pace). It's 4:48 min:sec in length.[2]

* hicks_mush_bg.rm , 9041697 bytes, MD5: e05cbb194f41c93e2de50b7839918f2b, https://web.archive.org/web/20240113062852/https://files.catbox.moe/ymx8gm.rm , https://webcitation.org/6TdfNwVJU , https://web.archive.org/web/20141027143541/https://cdn.anonfiles.com/1414420315945.zip .

The foregoing RealMedia video file can be played with the free and open source VLC media player ( https://www.videolan.org/vlc/ ).

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Notes:

1. "Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016", Mike Diva ( youtube.com/user/MikeDiva ), June 15, 2016

Mirrors: https://web.archive.org/web/20240113065055/https://files.catbox.moe/u6ih4h.mp4 , https://www.freezepage.com/1705128669RVOAJXFRLU .

2. From "Bill Hicks Video" (ca. Oct. 1993), Sacred Cow Productions (owned by Kevin Booth), https://web.archive.org/web/2005042...new/index_content.php?n=multimedia_video_bill , https://archive.today/tZUs7 ; http://www.sacredcow.com/media/links/hicks/hicks_mush_bg.ram , rtsp://www.sacredcow.com/media/source/hicks/hicks_mush_bg.rm .

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Ronald_McDonald_cheers_during_the_Special_Olympics_opening_ceremony_at_Kadena_Air_Base_in_Okinawa%2C_Japan%2C_Nov_111105-F-ZT401-232_%28cropped%29.jpg

Donald McDonald (ドナルド・マクドナルド)
Mirrors: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:...,_Japan,_Nov_111105-F-ZT401-232_(cropped).jpg , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XcqAA .
 
I remember Kid Rock running for US Senate a few years back. Must have not gotten very far since he's not currently in the Senate.
 
I remember Kid Rock running for US Senate a few years back. Must have not gotten very far since he's not currently in the Senate.

It was a gag, he never actually ran for anything.

That being said, I'm all for it.

I much prefer "our" Clown Show to the Marxist's.
 
Maybe Bud Light can sponsor him since he seems to have an addiction to it that surpasses honesty.
 
very typical attention-seeking celebrity.

I don't get why people like kid rock. He's such a phony. Why do people continue to fall for such crap?
 
That could never work. Clearly God-Emperor Donald J. Trump's [1] Vice President should be Ronald McDonald.

Why, one might inquire? Because I think that Mr. McDonald is the Antichrist.

Best to keep one's enemies close so as to keep an eye on them, I figure.

* * * * *

I'm not the first to have thought this. The below is a weighty discourse on this very matter by our learned lecturer Bill Hicks (Requiescat in pace). It's 4:48 min:sec in length.[2]

* hicks_mush_bg.rm , 9041697 bytes, MD5: e05cbb194f41c93e2de50b7839918f2b, https://web.archive.org/web/20240113062852/https://files.catbox.moe/ymx8gm.rm , https://webcitation.org/6TdfNwVJU , https://web.archive.org/web/20141027143541/https://cdn.anonfiles.com/1414420315945.zip .

The foregoing RealMedia video file can be played with the free and open source VLC media player ( https://www.videolan.org/vlc/ ).

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Notes:

1. "Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016", Mike Diva ( youtube.com/user/MikeDiva ), June 15, 2016

Mirrors: https://web.archive.org/web/20240113065055/https://files.catbox.moe/u6ih4h.mp4 , https://www.freezepage.com/1705128669RVOAJXFRLU .

2. From "Bill Hicks Video" (ca. Oct. 1993), Sacred Cow Productions (owned by Kevin Booth), https://web.archive.org/web/2005042...new/index_content.php?n=multimedia_video_bill , https://archive.today/tZUs7 ; http://www.sacredcow.com/media/links/hicks/hicks_mush_bg.ram , rtsp://www.sacredcow.com/media/source/hicks/hicks_mush_bg.rm .

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Ronald_McDonald_cheers_during_the_Special_Olympics_opening_ceremony_at_Kadena_Air_Base_in_Okinawa%2C_Japan%2C_Nov_111105-F-ZT401-232_%28cropped%29.jpg

Donald McDonald (ドナルド・マクドナルド)
Mirrors: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:...,_Japan,_Nov_111105-F-ZT401-232_(cropped).jpg , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XcqAA .


This post has aged very well.

Viz.:

* Jordan King, "Donald Trump's McDonald's Shift Went Down Best With Gen Z", Newsweek, Oct. 24, 2024, https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mcdonald-shift-gen-z-1974347 , https://archive.ph/4vXuN , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/7FfJz , https://megalodon.jp/2024-1026-1244-55/www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mcdonald-shift-gen-z-1974347 , https://www.freezepage.com/1729914274TKMRWMAXTY .
 
I hope all my lovely Centipedes[1] are rather spiffy on this glorious Frigg's Day! With enough effort, you'll become the Nimble Navigators I know you can be!

* "Knife Party - Centipede (Official Video)", UKF Dubstep ( youtube.com/@ukfdubstep ), Aug. 8, 2012

Mirrors: https://web.archive.org/web/20240920194747/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE , https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/CSemARaqGqE .

Cf.:

""
See, this is the tarantula's cave! Do you want to see the tarantula itself? Here hangs its web: touch it and make it tremble.

Here it comes docilely: Welcome, tarantula! Your triangle and symbol sit black upon your back; and I know too what sits within your soul.

Revenge sits within your soul: a black scab grows wherever you bite; with revenge your poison makes the soul giddy!

Thus do I speak to you in parables, you who make the soul giddy, you preachers of equality! You are tarantulas and dealers in hidden revengefulness!

But I will soon bring your hiding places to light: therefore I laugh my laughter of the heights in your faces.

I pull at your web that your rage may lure you from your cave of lies and your revenge may bound forward from behind your word "justice".

For that man may be freed from the bonds of revenge: that is the bridge to my highest hope and a rainbow after protracted storms.

But, naturally, the tarantulas would have it differently. "That the world may become full of the storms of our revenge, let precisely that be called justice by us"--thus they talk together.

"We shall practise revenge and outrage against all who are not as we are"--thus the tarantula-hearts promise themselves.

"And 'will to equality'--that itself shall henceforth be the name of virtue; and we shall raise outcry against everything that has power!"

You preachers of equality, thus from you the tyrant-madness of impotence cries for "equality": thus your most secret tyrant-appetite disguises itself in words of virtue.

Soured self-conceit, repressed envy, perhaps your fathers' self-conceit and envy: they burst from you as a flame and madness of revenge.

What the father kept silent the son speaks out; and I often found the son the father's revealed secret.

...
""
--Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Ch.: "Of the Tarantulas", in R[eginald]. J. Hollingdale (translator), Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for Everyone and No One (London, UK: Penguin Books, 2003; 1st ed. 1961).

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Mirrors: https://ibb.co/8xsWSZK , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/z9bnB , https://www.freezepage.com/1719798313BRKMZXQWLS .

Contained within the following blog-page is my position on God-Emperor Donald J. Trump, given in response to William N. Grigg (Requiescat in pace) in three replies by me under my previous legal name James Redford on October 25, 28 and 30, 2016, respectively:

* William N. Grigg, "Sheriff David Clarke: The Warlord of Milwaukee County", Pro Libertate, Oct. 20, 2016, https://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/2016/10/sheriff-david-clarke-warlord-of.html , https://www.freezepage.com/1530504475GNWYVNAQGK , https://archive.is/BExx1 , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ORs9v .

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Note:

1. ATX_Gamer_Girl, "Nimble Navigators", AskTrumpSupporters (Reddit subforum), May 8, 2016, https://old.reddit.com/r/AskTrumpSupporters/comments/4ighl3/nimble_navigators/ , https://archive.ph/5UZEM , https://web.archive.org/web/2023060...Supporters/comments/4ighl3/nimble_navigators/ .

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Funnily enough, the band-name Knife Party also has a personal connection to me, as the local police can attest. My apologies. Innocent though my knife-dancing was, I really ought to think ahead on such matters before perturbing others. Who knew?! You see, now I'm more mature and know not to do that anymore. Live and learn, as they say!
 
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