Harry Reid Breaks Face Bones, Ribs After Exercise Equipment Glitch

[Lucille]

It's a shame that it wasn't worse.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-...ce-bones-ribs-after-exercise-equipment-glitch

While we await today's update of the Glorious Leader's Hawaiian vacation, here is an update from Nevada on the outgoing senate majority leader's health condition. From ABC:

Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid was injured today in an accident while exercising at his home in Henderson, Nevada.

According to a statement from the Nevada Senator's office, Reid was hurt after a piece of equipment he was using broke, which caused him to fall. He broke a "number of ribs and bones in his face," but his doctors expect a full recovery.

Reid was first brought to St. Rose Dominican Hospital in Henderson, outside of Las Vegas, and was then transferred to University Medical Center in Las Vegas for further testing. He was "admitted overnight as a precaution."

Reid's office says the 75-year-old will return to Washington, DC this weekend and will be back in the office Tuesday when the 114th congress convenes.

We wish the Nevada senator a speedy recovery although we are confident that with John Kerry's "facial reconstruction doctor" available, and paid for with Reid's Obamacare insurance policy...

 

[TheCount]

The original reptilian playing him died, this is how they're sneaking in a replacement!

 

[donnay]

"It was the Bundy's who loosen the bolts! Take their land NOW!"

 

[acptulsa]

That 98 pounder broke some exercise equipment?

Where was it made? Junklandia?

 

[BuddyRey]

Isn't this like the 10th time Harry Reid has hurt himself in the last couple years? I know I've seen pictures of him with black eyes and bruises before. I'm beginning to think he's into some kind of particularly high-risk BDSM activity and just doesn't want to admit he let Chris Christie sit on him without making sure all the suspension wires were properly attached first.

 

[brushfire]

Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy.