Anti Federalist
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I have to relate a road rage incident that happened to me today.
Me, driving home from the coast where on this highway just outside of town the road drops from four lanes to two.
I'm in the left lane, the right lane is ending, merging left.
I continue and let one car merge in front of me, as is the custom, a grey Soobie.
A middle aged woman with longish dirty blond hair in a blue Hyundai figures she has the right to merge in front of me as well.
Well, I just wasn't feeling accommodating, I had already extended a courtesy to the grey Soobie, she could just fall in behind me, so I maintained course and speed.
She flanked me, with inches to spare and continued trying to squeeze in between me and the Subaru.
I never hollered, never cursed, never flipped a bird, all I did was shake my head and my finger at her in a "no no no" gesture.
Not very interesting so far, I know.
That's when I glanced over to get a good look at what was happening on my starboard side.
Holy shit...this broad was losing her mother fucking mind and I mean it: screaming, flipping me off, hair flying, face red, veins in her neck and eyes popping. Spittle and foam were flying from her mouth and hitting the glass of her window.
I briefly thought: oh Jesus please don't do something stupid like try and stop and/or come at me with a weapon, because the utterly unhinged way she was acting, I would have shot her before she got within ten paces of me.
This went on for 10 - 15 seconds or so, then she dropped back in line behind me, where I could see her pounding the wheel with both fists, hair still flying.
A few minutes go by, a passing lane on the left allows her to blow by me, the Soobie and another car, before she is blocked by a semi, which is where she sat for another ten minutes until she turned down a side road.
All that rage and frustration over maybe five seconds of time saved.
My God, that looked like a demon trying to escape her body and utterly destroy me.
Or a rabid dog, worked up into a killing frenzy.
WTF is going on?
I missed a lot this for most of my life.
You don't have to put up with this shit at sea.
You folks commuting every day, is this a daily occurrence?
Me, driving home from the coast where on this highway just outside of town the road drops from four lanes to two.
I'm in the left lane, the right lane is ending, merging left.
I continue and let one car merge in front of me, as is the custom, a grey Soobie.
A middle aged woman with longish dirty blond hair in a blue Hyundai figures she has the right to merge in front of me as well.
Well, I just wasn't feeling accommodating, I had already extended a courtesy to the grey Soobie, she could just fall in behind me, so I maintained course and speed.
She flanked me, with inches to spare and continued trying to squeeze in between me and the Subaru.
I never hollered, never cursed, never flipped a bird, all I did was shake my head and my finger at her in a "no no no" gesture.
Not very interesting so far, I know.
That's when I glanced over to get a good look at what was happening on my starboard side.
Holy shit...this broad was losing her mother fucking mind and I mean it: screaming, flipping me off, hair flying, face red, veins in her neck and eyes popping. Spittle and foam were flying from her mouth and hitting the glass of her window.
I briefly thought: oh Jesus please don't do something stupid like try and stop and/or come at me with a weapon, because the utterly unhinged way she was acting, I would have shot her before she got within ten paces of me.
This went on for 10 - 15 seconds or so, then she dropped back in line behind me, where I could see her pounding the wheel with both fists, hair still flying.
A few minutes go by, a passing lane on the left allows her to blow by me, the Soobie and another car, before she is blocked by a semi, which is where she sat for another ten minutes until she turned down a side road.
All that rage and frustration over maybe five seconds of time saved.
My God, that looked like a demon trying to escape her body and utterly destroy me.
Or a rabid dog, worked up into a killing frenzy.
WTF is going on?
I missed a lot this for most of my life.
You don't have to put up with this shit at sea.
You folks commuting every day, is this a daily occurrence?
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